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I'll never understand why this woman is still single

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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What a catch!

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Hey Brinton, your thoughts on the first three clips from Apostlegate? :pfg_md::pfg_md::pfg_md:
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Me when I’m cumming: Yeah this wasn’t bad I expected way worse, this is a good pick me up. Fuck yeah!

Me when it’s over: What the fuck was wrong with me? I can’t ever let my friends know about this pig. Holy fuck I need to block her on everything Jesus Christ I need a shower.
 
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If she was a 55 year old Ukrainian peasant woman who'd given birth to 6 children in her 20s, that body might be explainable if not forgivable. The fact that she's a 30 something American woman in the 21st century with access to gyms, a range of nutritious foods and personal trainers makes it utterly unacceptable.
 

RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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If she was a 55 year old Ukrainian peasant woman who'd given birth to 6 children in her 20s, that body might be explainable if not forgivable. The fact that she's a 30 something American woman in the 21st century with access to gyms, a range of nutritious foods and personal trainers makes it utterly unacceptable.
I love bacon so much I want to marry 600lbs of it.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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If she was a 55 year old Ukrainian peasant woman who'd given birth to 6 children in her 20s, that body might be explainable if not forgivable. The fact that she's a 30 something American woman in the 21st century with access to gyms, a range of nutritious foods and personal trainers makes it utterly unacceptable.
And don’t forget unemployed with zero on the horizon. Her “beauty business” looks to only be open for 2 whole hours a week. She figured she would land some guy with money to take care of her but she’s a fat lazy pig and that doesn’t attract good men. She had to move back in with her parents and instead of working towards any kind of career so she could support herself she lays around and brags about what she will inherit when her parents (who are taking care of her) die. Think about that, bragging about what you’ll get when your parents die, she deserves to be a miserable lonely cunt.
 

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I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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She brings nothing to the table to have a sugar daddy.

She has been relegated to being that slam pig cum dumpster for random tinder dudes cheating on their girl/wives in the middle of the night. They only fuck once and never call her back because she isnt even a good lay. Usually when women go single they drop weight...not this one. She thinks some simp will foot the bill so she can pretend to be a princess in a rap video. Good luck with that.
 
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And don’t forget unemployed with zero on the horizon. Her “beauty business” looks to only be open for 2 whole hours a week. She figured she would land some guy with money to take care of her but she’s a fat lazy pig and that doesn’t attract good men. She had to move back in with her parents and instead of working towards any kind of career so she could support herself she lays around and brags about what she will inherit when her parents (who are taking care of her) die. Think about that, bragging about what you’ll get when your parents die, she deserves to be a miserable lonely cunt.
I didn't know any of that. Before I just disliked her. Now I hate her.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Grotesque...... She's talking about fucking other guys????? Try finding one guy to fuck first you hog.
It’s her way of showing everyone it doesn’t bother her that she’s just a fat slut and it’s her choice. Of course it’s because she’s miserable and knows she will forever be alone but acting like she’s some “modern strong independent woman” is how she copes. Guys look at her as a drunk hook up, nothing more.
 
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