If you're wondering how English this WIP is turning out.

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Clint Ruin]

A master satirist in the vein of Douglas Adams

 

[cliveowen]

Aren't kettles used for tea? Why are there fish and chips in it?

 

[guest]

Aren't kettles used for tea? Why are there fish and chips in it?

Leave him alone, he's on a roll.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

"Street tough", he even writes like a complete faggot.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’d imagine this is as insulting as if someone wrote “Massive Max” is knocking over a griddle with burgers and fries on it in America. What a fucking culture-less hack.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Why haven't the Dickens estate put a stop to this yet?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[captain_kamala]

why would anyone read this if he's already giving away all the plot points?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Home Alone 2 featuring Tiny Tim, IN ENGLAND!

Those fucking trolls, keeping this genius's book sales down.

 

[Brooke Shields]

In fact I was wondering how shit this thing still was

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

why would anyone read this?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

No strong female protagonists? Sounds awfully toxic to me. I would have had Fanny Hill solve the case in 5 chapters.

 

[guest]

why would anyone read this if he's already giving away all the plot points?

in his mind, teasers will make you go "omg omg omg, must know what happens to Tiny Tim nexxxxxsssTTTTTTTT omg"

Detachment from reality caused by his midwit 1.7 GPA and squatting 24/7 on the Twitterverse.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

People usually ask why he makes posts like this or what's the point of spoiling his own book. It's because he knows it's shit and won't get published but he still wants all the credit and feel goods he can get from it anyways. He's a fat hack and he STINKS.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

in his mind, teasers will make you go "omg omg omg, must know what happens to Tiny Tim nexxxxxsssTTTTTTTT omg"

Detachment from reality caused by his midwit 1.7 GPA and squatting 24/7 on the Twitterverse.

1.7 is nitwit

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

No strong female protagonists? Sounds awfully toxic to me. I would have had Fanny Hill solve the case in 5 chapters.

I guarantee it will not pass the Bechdel test and if it does, it's because i mentioned it here, Pat looked it up, and forced a scene to pass the Bechdel test.

I bet starship repo doesn't pass and Firstname Lastname is a female protagonist which makes it trivially easy

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

why would anyone read this

fixed that for ya

 

[guest]

People usually ask why he makes posts like this or what's the point of spoiling his own book. It's because he knows it's shit and won't get published but he still wants all the credit and feel goods he can get from it anyways. He's a fat hack and he STINKS.

My theory...he has so little faith/expectations from it, he might have subconsciously settle for a few, cheap dopamine hits from Twitter.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Translation "I'm a boring, lonely asshole. This is all I have in my life, please give me attention."