If you woke up as a street shitting Indian, what would you do?

[Professor Rape]

I'd honestly kill myself. It's a good thing to meditate on, realizing how good you have it, not being one of these things:



It instantly makes me feel better about my life and who I am. Nobody should be depressed if you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say:

"You're not a pajeet. Okay? You're not a pajeet. You're white. What you're looking at in the mirror right now may not be much to a lot of people... but at least you're not a street shitter. You're important. You mean something. And you're going to go over to the toilet, and shit in there instead of the street. But first and foremost, you're not a pajeet. You're not an Indian."

 

[captain_kamala]

I'd comb my hair and look at it in the mirror

 

[LiberalPussy]

Rape, since it would be in my nature

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Apply for a job here

 

[Dog Eater]

Rape, since it would be in my nature

This. But I would only rape Indian women out of respect for the master race.

 

[Dog Eater]

Also can you imagine the fucken smell in that place.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'd be a high class one, which would be bareable. I'd get low caste Jackie Singh types to hand carry my shit out onto the street.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd blast curry diarrhea in the street, of course. Then i would wobble my head around a little

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’d probably shit in the street.