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If you were to do so, Pussy Bitch Pat would like for you to think that he would stealthily, yet somehow also geekily amble over to your table, tap you on the shoulder, and tell you in a firm, manly voice, that you have 2 choices : 1, remove that hat, or 2, remove yourself from the premises - or be removed.
PB Pat would then like for you to believe that 93% of people would detect that he means business, and would quickly comply into removing that token of hatred and white supremacy
But for those few who don't, PB Pat will quickly neutralize them, and forcibly remove them from Hooligans, one hand grabbing the scuff of their collar and the other grabbing their waistband, as Not Fat Pat kicks the door open, and throws the bigot out into the streets, punctuating this action with one last "child". He would turn around and theatrically dust his hands to the applause of the assembled patrons - the men jockeying to buy him the next round, and the women swooning, desperately trying to get his attention.
But we know the truth.
PB Pat would sullenly stare into his drink with his resting bitch face, take an unsolicited creep shot of the offender, and post it with an elaborate, fake story on Twitter, much like the one above. He would then pester the waitstaff and management repeatedly, urging them to kick out a paying customer who isn't bothering anybody or taking up valuable real estate at the bar, because that hat makes him "uncomfortable".
THAT'S what Pussy Bitch Pat would do. As his failed attempt at a lawsuit shows, Patrick S Tomlinson is a timid, weak little coward who relies upon admins, mods, Big Brother and management to fight all of his battles for him. Small wonder he's such a bootlicker - can't risk being exposed for the little girl we really are inside, now can we?
Tl; Dr- Fuck you, Patrick. You are a coward.
PB Pat would then like for you to believe that 93% of people would detect that he means business, and would quickly comply into removing that token of hatred and white supremacy
But for those few who don't, PB Pat will quickly neutralize them, and forcibly remove them from Hooligans, one hand grabbing the scuff of their collar and the other grabbing their waistband, as Not Fat Pat kicks the door open, and throws the bigot out into the streets, punctuating this action with one last "child". He would turn around and theatrically dust his hands to the applause of the assembled patrons - the men jockeying to buy him the next round, and the women swooning, desperately trying to get his attention.
But we know the truth.
PB Pat would sullenly stare into his drink with his resting bitch face, take an unsolicited creep shot of the offender, and post it with an elaborate, fake story on Twitter, much like the one above. He would then pester the waitstaff and management repeatedly, urging them to kick out a paying customer who isn't bothering anybody or taking up valuable real estate at the bar, because that hat makes him "uncomfortable".
THAT'S what Pussy Bitch Pat would do. As his failed attempt at a lawsuit shows, Patrick S Tomlinson is a timid, weak little coward who relies upon admins, mods, Big Brother and management to fight all of his battles for him. Small wonder he's such a bootlicker - can't risk being exposed for the little girl we really are inside, now can we?
Tl; Dr- Fuck you, Patrick. You are a coward.
