If you were terminally ill and not a psychopath, what would you do with your last two years or so?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Assuming you have decent mobility and can function somewhat normally.

 

[guest]

Go to make-a-wish and see if a trio with Lucy Lawless and Christina Ricci could be arranged.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Oh yeah yeah you’re all such model citizens that would totally spend your final days skipping rocks at the lake with your gay nephew or something.

Oh you can talk! You can talk!

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I would go watch Rich Vos perform at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club in Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey, December 9th & 10th. Shockingly tickets are still available!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Oh yeah yeah you’re all such model citizens that would totally spend your final days skipping rocks at the lake with your gay nephew or something.

Oh you can talk! You can talk!

I can talk and I fawkin will, okay! You wanna go there?! Then let’s go there! I’d probably do stuff like spend time with family, bang whores, and get fucked up but not all at once.

 

[guest]

Probably see what it feels like to get fucked. I heard that prostate orgasms are mindblowing when you're bouncing on the discostick

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Oh yeah yeah you’re all such model citizens that would totally spend your final days skipping rocks at the lake with your gay nephew or something.

Oh you can talk! You can talk!

Just leave it alone dude...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Just leave it alone dude...

Hilarious thread, Corrado really pounded that guy.

 

[guest]

Take care of this pig problem

 

[guest]

Assuming you have decent mobility and can function somewhat normally.

Shitpost on a forum dedicated to a radio show that hasn’t existed for eight years.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Revenge killing.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Go to make-a-wish and see if a trio with Lucy Lawless and Christina Ricci could be arranged.

You think i get a pity fuck if i tell them i'm retarded?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Shitpost on a forum dedicated to a radio show that hasn’t existed for eight years.

The radio show was long over before Anthony's firing, you stupid idiot. It ended when it became the Jim and Anthony show and all the racist rants started and I felt like the third wheel in a relationship. I'm going to have to block you now, you obsessed stlaker.

Sniff...

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

You think i get a pity fuck if i tell them i'm retarded?

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You don't have to tell them you're retarded. Just tell them you post here and you'll get more sympathy than any disease or mental illness would have gotten you.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Shitpost on a forum dedicated to a radio show that hasn’t existed for eight years.

I agree. Just spend all day pointing out that Patrick is fat.

Running up bills. Draining out any inheritance or insurance that family members might otherwise get.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You don't have to tell them you're retarded. Just tell them you post here and you'll get more sympathy than any disease or mental illness would have gotten you.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Two chicks at once

 

[guest]

I wouldn't tell anyone, then take out an insane life insurance policy so my kids and their mothers can be comfortable once I'm out. It usually only takes a year for those to kick in. Then probably just quit my job and coast to the end. If I'm not still married, do a bunch of sex pervert stuff then call it a wrap

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I wouldn't tell anyone, then take out an insane life insurance policy so my kids and their mothers can be comfortable once I'm out. It usually only takes a year for those to kick in. Then probably just quit my job and coast to the end. If I'm not still married, do a bunch of sex pervert stuff then call it a wrap

>my kids and their mothers

Nice

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

>my kids and their mothers

Nice

He black.