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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Stay the fuck home you fat faggot

We know you position yourself in the middle of the bar to be the center of attention, you goofy nigger

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Also: people don't like Patrick

 

[Ace Orenstein]

We know you faggot

I write at bars multiple days a week

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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

We know you faggot

I write at bars multiple days a week

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[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Roght. Professional author

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Roght. Professional author

He got so excited to brag about him writing at “multiple” bars weekly (because it’s SO COOL to spend multiple days a week in a bar) he couldn’t even spell correctly.

 

[guest]

He got so excited to brag about him writing at “multiple” bars weekly (because it’s SO COOL to spend multiple days a week in a bar) he couldn’t even spell correctly.

That is one of the Dead giveaways of somebody being a loser. They think drinking at bars multiple times a week makes them cool or gives them status.

 

[peckafacce]

Then write in a private place. There's no reason to write in public unless you want people to ask you what your doing

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Do not approach the arteest. He will approach you if you're worthy.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That is one of the Dead giveaways of somebody being a loser. They think drinking at bars multiple times a week makes them cool or gives them status.

Exactly, going to bars multiple times a week is cool if you’re in a college down or young 20s in a major city. Pat is old and in a shit town but thinks he’s some wacky / quirky sitcom character thats always at the bar. Even the Simpsons made the bar regulars Homer hangs out with losers.

 

[guest]

Exactly, going to bars multiple times a week is cool if you’re in a college down or young 20s in a major city. Pat is old and in a shit town but thinks he’s some wacky / quirky sitcom character thats always at the bar. Even the Simpsons made the bar regulars Homer hangs out with losers.

Honestly I would say if he was single it would be less pathetic cuz maybe it's a midlife crisis, but it's like dude you have a wife at home. You don't even bring her with you? Like Jesus Christ the least you could do is spend time with her.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Still writing my book which I guarantee will outsell anything Pat has done or ever will do. Tried writing on a train ride and it really fucked up the quality of the prose compared to when I'm working at home.

I bet Pat doesn't even know what the word prose means

 

[BudDickman]

He would rather compete for the bartender's attention and pay an 80% markup on drinks, than just go to fridge or liquor cabinet at home and serve his own drinks. Fucking retarded faggot.

The reason he goes to the bar is to cheat on his ugly wife. But he is too repulsive and too much of a pussy to actually make it happen or even come close. This faggot insults his wife publicly by saying that she was "supposed to be a one-night stand". What kind of a faggot not only thinks one-night stands are cool, but also degrades his own wife by saying that?

No self-respecting woman would have a one-night stand with a decent-looking guy, let alone a disgusting slob who constantly says gay shit and tells ridiculous lies. Women are good at sniffing out bullshit and knowing when a guy is misrepresenting himself. Maybe not the cat ladies on Twitter whose pussies are filled with lint and cat hair, but normal women find Pat repulsive.

Anyway, one-night stands aren't cool. You're either fucking some chick who is below your standards (not possible for Pat), or you're taking advantage of some chick who's having a rough night and looking for validation by letting the nearest viable male ram his dick into her.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The bluecheck is accurate.

 

[guest]

He would rather compete for the bartender's attention and pay an 80% markup on drinks, than just go to fridge or liquor cabinet at home and serve his own drinks. Fucking retarded faggot.

The reason he goes to the bar is to cheat on his ugly wife. But he is too repulsive and too much of a pussy to actually make it happen or even come close. This faggot insults his wife publicly by saying that she was "supposed to be a one-night stand". What kind of a faggot not only thinks one-night stands are cool, but also degrades his own wife by saying that?

No self-respecting woman would have a one-night stand with a decent-looking guy, let alone a disgusting slob who constantly says gay shit and tells ridiculous lies. Women are good at sniffing out bullshit and knowing when a guy is misrepresenting himself. Maybe not the cat ladies on Twitter whose pussies are filled with lint and cat hair, but normal women find Pat repulsive.

Anyway, one-night stands aren't cool. You're either fucking some chick who is below your standards (not possible for Pat), or you're taking advantage of some chick who's having a rough night and looking for validation by letting the nearest viable male ram his dick into her.

He actually called his wife a one night stand?

What a loser he is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He actually called his wife a one night stand?

What a loser he is.

He called her a one night stand but also knew for a while and even waiting in line for hours to get a book signed for her just to get her attention. He’s only had sex with two women and married them both, he doesn’t know what a one night stand means because he’s fat and stupid.