If you had the chance to fart in Niki’s pussy,

[It’s Meboe]

What would you eat before hand? Something spicy? Taco Bell?

 

[Brooke Shields]

probably bleach so I don't gave to get near that cavernous shithole

 

[Phish]

Broccoli makes me rip mean ass. Niki would instantly fall in love with me and start calling me Phyrone after a large bowl of broccoli and cauliflower stir fry (yuck).

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I could pound gassers into that bat cave of hers for at least 12 hours non-stop if I ate a big steak.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"if"? oh but little baby child, it's only a matter of WHEN for me

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Cheeseburger soup from Hooligans

 

[guest]

Orange soda and Takis

 

[Phish]

Cheeseburger soup from Hooligans

Yuck. You sound like youre ready to pump vomit up Niks second stinkhole.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Brussel sprouts and a can of baked beans.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Chef Boyardee Rigatoni, those gassers will make my dog jump off couch when sitting next to me

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You're really looking for gas volume and Richter scale here, not smell (believe me, the smell will be taken care of)

I think the ideal is whatever you need to eat that will make you sound like Betsy Resto had a compressed air hose shoved up her sloppy ass

 

[medium wyzzz]

What would you eat before hand? Something spicy? Taco Bell?

Sounds funny

 

[💩💩💩💩]

coffee enema

 

[guest]

Chipotle barbacoa burrito with black beans and hot salsa. Fiery hot farts that burn your rectum.

 

[guest]

A bullet

 

[guest]

If I got the chance to be in that position I'm straight dropping a deuce in her snatch

 

[FurBurger]

Pay attention, Pat - this is a solid fundraising idea.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Corned beef and cabbage.

 

[guest]

You know how dudes buy ribbed condoms "for her pleasure"?

Well, you have to eat soul food for Niki's pleasures...she likes her farts to have an "urban" character.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]