If you had a time machine, which leader would you go back in time to bless with an adequately-sized penis?

[Brooke Shields]

What did he mean by this?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He means that “evil” leaders all had small dicks. I would say I’d bless Patrick but he certainly doesn’t count as leader.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This is Pat's way of calling them short-dicked. "Get it? Who would you give an adequate-sized dick to out of these micropeen'd dick-tators?"

But why would you want to give any man a bigger cock unless you were hoping to see, suck, or sit on it? I've never in my life once thought, "Golly, I wish that guy had a bigger dick!"

 

[stealthygeek]

The implication is that a fatter cock would make them more laid back and reasonable, which means the majority of his followers wouldn't stop the holocaust if given the chance.

Literally shaking from anti-semitism rn.

 

[guest]

Nice job putting Mao in there you racist.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Fag humor

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Like a short man makes everything about height, Patrick the Dickless makes everything about his inadequate penis.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

This is one of the only mra things I get behind

the correlation between being evil and having small penis is pretty fucked up

btw my penis is huge

 

[guest]

This is one of the only mra things I get behind

the correlation between being evil and having small penis is pretty fucked up

btw my penis is huge

Just got back from volunteering at the homeless shelter. Whatd I miss?

 

[guest]

Between them Hitler, Stalin and Mao probably killed 100 million people. But who's the real villain? The fat orange guy who made some vulgar and off-colour remarks.

These people are mentally ill.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

What a retard. How is a time machine going to give them an adequately sized penis?

The only use for a time machine would be going back in time and preventing Adrienne from finding out Big Jon had a more than adequately sized penis.

It just reads like pat is obsessed with inspecting Trump's penis.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Was it five years ago that everyone was obsessed with Trump's penis?

Seems more recently, but I guess that tracks, child.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Trump has a nice fawkin piece. I saw a picture of Patrick sucking it. The picture was on the wall at Hooligan's.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What a retard. How is a time machine going to give them an adequately sized penis?

The only use for a time machine would be going back in time and preventing Adrienne from finding out Big Jon had a more than adequately sized penis.

It just reads like pat is obsessed with inspecting Trump's penis.

Atheist Pat suggested "blessing."

 

[BudDickman]

What a retard. How is a time machine going to give them an adequately sized penis?

The only use for a time machine would be going back in time and preventing Adrienne from finding out Big Jon had a more than adequately sized penis.

It just reads like pat is obsessed with inspecting Trump's penis.

The time machine is for himself. Once he's in the past, he can enlarge penises at will. I'm sorry you're stupid.

 

[RoTheHo69]

IDK but the Georgians don't really seem like a particularly small-dicked people in general and if mao's dick was small it also stunk as he supposedly never washed it after fucking thousands of broads. Fatrick maybe fucked 2 broads.