If you had a time machine what would you do?

[guest]

I would go back in time to 1933 Germany. Become a Nazi Prison Guard. Taunt kikes for years while studying Astrophysics in my spare time. When the Americans come, I am part of the Nazi scientists they take with them and I work for NASA and marry a nice American girl from Houston.

As a middle aged man, Octoberish 1963 I send a memo to JFK and tell him he will be assassinated, spare him the fate. He hires me as his personal confidante/adviser. I tell him not to bother with Vietnam and to nuke the Chinese instead.

We have a golden age throughout the 60s-70s-80s cuz of me. I die an old man some time in 1983, airports named after me etc. Nobody hears about Kissinger or any other Kike diplomat because I put in work behind the scenes.

 

[fenrir]

Three words:

 

[aRTie02150]

Louis CK's time machine bit comes to mind.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I would go back to my childhood and just start the fuck over. Ive done everything wrong so far

 

[Snake]

 

[guest]

I'd go to 2010 and put my money in Bitcoin. Then spend the next 11 years being a beach bum opie style. Then take out my billion in 2021 and buy a mansion in Kauai.

 

[BlkPanda]

I’d go back

I would go back in time to 1933 Germany. Become a Nazi Prison Guard. Taunt kikes for years while studying Astrophysics in my spare time. When the Americans come, I am part of the Nazi scientists they take with them and I work for NASA and marry a nice American girl from Houston.

As a middle aged man, Octoberish 1963 I send a memo to JFK and tell him he will be assassinated, spare him the fate. He hires me as his personal confidante/adviser. I tell him not to bother with Vietnam and to nuke the Chinese instead.

We have a golden age throughout the 60s-70s-80s cuz of me. I die an old man some time in 1983, airports named after me etc. Nobody hears about Kissinger or any other Kike diplomat because I put in work behind the scenes.

why can’t you study astrophysics now?

 

[Tortfeasor]

I would go back to December 18th 2016 and start again with all the extra gay knowledge ive picked up since then.

 

[BlkPanda]

I’d go back to 2016 and watch Hilary lose again

suck it libtards!

Seriously not a lot of options for niggers to go back to. Maybe back to when we were kangs and just show them pics of wiggers

 

[potatopeeler63]

I would go back to my childhood and just start the fuck over. Ive done everything wrong so far

i'm so sorry, private pile.

 

[guest]

I’d go back to 2016 and watch Hilary lose again

suck it libtards!

Seriously not a lot of options for niggers to go back to. Maybe back to when we were kangs and just show them pics of wiggers

How about go back to the moment Nana is in Times square and is screaming "back off, this ain't your show!"?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'd go back to ,troll Joe on Reddit all over again

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hangout with Hitler and tell him jew jokes

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Throwback to one of my favorite Child posts of all time.
Miss that nigga

I still laugh to myself sometimes at the phrase “taunt kikes”

 

[guest]

 

[Brooke Shields]

what is this from, if you don't mind me asking?

 

[guest]

what is this from, if you don't mind me asking?

Its from Pumping Iron (1977) with Arnold Schwarzenegger...the specific part was Arnold was juschillin with a bunch of guys, talking shit about him and they didn't know he was lurking, listening and watching intently with his beedy doll eyes.

here's another gif from same doc...same guy on the left

 

[satanssockpuppet]

How about go back to the moment Nana is in Times square and is screaming "back off, this ain't your show!"?

"Excuse me, ma'am? That craggly, two-shirted man over there just called you a "fucking nigger", swear to God. You should fuck him up."

 

[guest]

Is it the same guy who recounts how he was teased in his youth?

"Hey cross eyes, hey four eyes. You have a rusty fenders on your bike. Your bikes not as good as our bikes. Hey, Jew boy."

LOL yes...

 

[guest]

I'd probably go back and have that heart to heart talk with my brother that I walked away from, before he killed himself.