If you could trade bodies with anybody

[DMAN]

I would like to become Scott Steiner post NWO. Nobody would ever deny my requests again. And if they did, they would think twice, and then do so very respectfully.

You can pick any era/age of the guy you want to be. So you can cheat and pick yours when they were 21, to shave some years off your age.

 

[DMAN]

This thread is a trap but I won't say what until someone falls into it.

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Cartoon Redux]

This thread is a trap but I won't say what until someone falls into it.

I'd switch bodies with you right before you posted this thread and then I'd toe trigger andrea yates bathtub full of AIDS

i'm just messin with ya bud

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Chuck Berry.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'd swap Joe Rogan with some huge basketball player, that would be pretty funny. I suppose that's not in the spirit of the thread, but I stand by it as a premise.
Serious answer: Dan Mullen, and I'd share the Flavia Tapes with all the Brothamen.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

 

[aRTie02150]

Late 80s Bo Jackson

Me becoming black wouldn't really be much different than being a dark skinned spic like I am now.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Hayley Williams and just flick my bean and play with my tits all day long

 

[aRTie02150]

Hayley Williams and just flick my bean and play with my tits all day long

That would be cool because I have confidence you would take photos post them.

Instead we got @captain_kamala

 

[Africa.com]

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Now THATS a man's man

 

[guest]

Dusty Rhodes. Guy was fawkin ripped.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Late 80s Bo Jackson

Me becoming black wouldn't really be much different than being a dark skinned spic like I am now.

Hilarious and legit. Bo is the greatest athlete of all time in terms of pure athleticism in my book

 

[aRTie02150]

Hilarious and legit. Bo is the greatest athlete of all time in terms of pure athleticism in my book

He looked like he was carved from stone. Leg muscles like a horse and had what the kids call "swag" and seemed like he was extremely entertaining to watch.

I'm not old enough to have seen him playing but would have loved to have been watching the highlights on Baseball tonight when he was around.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Every time I see that I'm shocked at how wildly, recklessly dangerous it is to have a retarded guy walk a fucking tiger on a leash while a bunch of other retards scream at the top of their lungs. I guarantee the only plan for if that thing went apeshit was just to have Scott Steiner wrestle the tiger into submission. Co-fucking-caine.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I would like to become Scott Steiner post NWO. Nobody would ever deny my requests again. And if they did, they would think twice, and then do so very respectfully.

You can pick any era/age of the guy you want to be. So you can cheat and pick yours when they were 21, to shave some years off your age.

I'd love to be tom cruise, sure I'd need to chop my knees but, I'm universally good looking, the lady's scream while I stick it in
Either him or Abe vigoda