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If you could be one rock star, who would it be?

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For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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Don't say me either, because I'll both be flattered and saddened.

While I'm more than happy with the wonderful life I live, I think I'd have loved to be David Bowie. Brilliant musician, mostly consistent output. Beautiful women. Damn fine life.

Well, minus the gay stuff. Not really my thing.
 
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Elvis but do it right. Fire the colonel as soon as he got him the first contract, don't do the shitty movies, focus on the music and write your own songs, don't get hooked on uppers in the army, don't be a comically gluttonous fatshit eating ridiculous things like bacon and banana PBJs, keep the beautiful face, stay away from jail bait and bang starlets instead, adapt to the 60s both in terms of music and image without becoming a hippy, make enough money through royalties not to have to do the depressing Vegas circuit, retire in the 1980s to a ranch somewhere in the west to breed horses and keep knocking up your much younger wife.
 
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I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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guest said:
Elvis but do it right. Fire the colonel as soon as he got him the first contract, don't do the shitty movies, focus on the music and write your own songs, don't get hooked on uppers in the army, don't be a comically gluttonous fatshit eating ridiculous things like bacon and banana PBJs, keep the beautiful face, stay away from jail bait and bang starlets instead, adapt to the 60s both in terms of music and image without becoming a hippy, make enough money through royalties not to have to do the depressing Vegas circuit, retire in the 1980s to a ranch somewhere in the west to breed horses and keep knocking up your much younger wife.
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Heh heh you know the Colonel. Cliff was slick
 
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Probably Lindsey Buckingham. Spending the 70's fucking the shit out of young Stevie Nicks and then the whole 80's high on coke banging groupies. Plus he's an underrated guitarist.

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Elvis but do it right. Fire the colonel as soon as he got him the first contract, don't do the shitty movies, focus on the music and write your own songs, don't get hooked on uppers in the army, don't be a comically gluttonous fatshit eating ridiculous things like bacon and banana PBJs, keep the beautiful face, stay away from jail bait and bang starlets instead, adapt to the 60s both in terms of music and image without becoming a hippy, make enough money through royalties not to have to do the depressing Vegas circuit, retire in the 1980s to a ranch somewhere in the west to breed horses and keep knocking up your much younger wife.
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I would also do Elvis but I wouldn't change ANYTHING. Fat, pilled out, television shooting jumpsuit Elvis fucking RULED.
 
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