If there was an Olympics for fat people....

[Skatole C9H9N]

What event would Pat win gold in?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Hog wallowing

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Being a stupid cunt.

 

[TokenX]

Volume of couch farts in two hours.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He would still lose. Because he’s a born loser cumshitstain.

 

[guest]

Synchronized Squealing

 

[guest]

Triple chin.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Meatloaf eating contest

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

The breast stroke

 

[guest]

The cuckold crucible.

"No one man is a bigger cuckold then me, child."

 

[Will Tate]

Competitive Chair-Breaking.
Bra-Fitting.
30-Yard Stumble & Wheeze.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

The Giant Sloven
Slobsled
Huge
Curling ('cause he's got a 'lil piggy tail)

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Id like to see him box Butterbean

 

[guest]

The swine jump

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Javelina

 

[Porkys]

belly flop
competitive eating
worlds fattest typist

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The Racial Race:

They line up fat people from the nations of the world, with Patrick S Tomlinson representing the USA. The fatties start huffing and puffing and waddling toward a finish line 100 yards away, yelling out liberal race talking points and Critical Race Theory bullshit.

The winner is the last lardass to cross the finish line because the rest can’t stand to listen to the drivel any longer. Patso would be like Jim Thorpe.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Stomach put

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Instead of a medal they put an apple in his mouth

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

100 meter Mrs. Dash