What event would Pat win gold in?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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If there was an Olympics for fat people....
- Thread starter Skatole C9H9N
- Start date
Hog wallowing
Being a stupid cunt.
He would still lose. Because he’s a born loser cumshitstain.
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Synchronized Squealing
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Triple chin.
Meatloaf eating contest
The breast stroke
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The cuckold crucible.
"No one man is a bigger cuckold then me, child."
"No one man is a bigger cuckold then me, child."
The Giant Sloven
Slobsled
Huge
Curling ('cause he's got a 'lil piggy tail)
Slobsled
Huge
Curling ('cause he's got a 'lil piggy tail)
Id like to see him box Butterbean
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The swine jump
Javelina
The Racial Race:
They line up fat people from the nations of the world, with Patrick S Tomlinson representing the USA. The fatties start huffing and puffing and waddling toward a finish line 100 yards away, yelling out liberal race talking points and Critical Race Theory bullshit.
The winner is the last lardass to cross the finish line because the rest can’t stand to listen to the drivel any longer. Patso would be like Jim Thorpe.
They line up fat people from the nations of the world, with Patrick S Tomlinson representing the USA. The fatties start huffing and puffing and waddling toward a finish line 100 yards away, yelling out liberal race talking points and Critical Race Theory bullshit.
The winner is the last lardass to cross the finish line because the rest can’t stand to listen to the drivel any longer. Patso would be like Jim Thorpe.
Stomach put
Instead of a medal they put an apple in his mouth
100 meter Mrs. Dash