If someone in your life asks to borrow money, and you don't cut them off forever....... Why not?

[Professor Rape]

I can't fucking stand it. Happened again today. I blocked them immediately after they asked.

Can't fucking stand it. Fucking losers. Even if it's family, or a friend I've known my whole life, they can fuck off.

 

[Professor Rape]

I'm still brooooding about this. Do you have no self respect?!!!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Cause I can spare the $5, profster

 

[Professor Rape]

Cause I can spare the $5, profster

Oh I don't mean something like, can I borrow some cash for lunch, I mean they need a big amount for whatever gay pathetic reason

 

[PickleRickle]

Just out of high school, I was working, a buddy of mine wasnt, I bought the nigger the World of Warcraft expansion. HE STOPS TALKING TO ME.

WHAT AM I, A FUCKIN GIRL.

 

[PickleRickle]

Neighbor slides on ice into my truck, smashing the rear quarter panel "Ah, i'm a cool dude, just pay me 100 bucks once a month until we're squared off. No big deal." FUCKIN DIES A WEEK LATER.

 

[Dennyislife]

When I was about 22 and not as well off as I am now I would often give money to a pal just so he could afford a few drinks on a Saturday night with us.

£100 felt like a lot of money times. He invited me to his wedding. The ticket to get a flight there would cost 100 and I made my excuses and haven't seen him since. That set off the fuck that cheap cunt reaction.

Recently one of his kids wanted sponsorship for some school fund raising shite. He sent a message as he knows I am well off asking for a grand. For a random primary school hundreds of miles away.

I unleashed about giving him beer money


I felt like a dick and it wasn't a victory.

Ho hum

 

[DMbA]

You know it has been a tough couple of months pls I will pay you back next month

 

[PickleRickle]

When I was about 22 and not as well off as I am now I would often give money to a pal just so he could afford a few drinks on a Saturday night with us.

£100 felt like a lot of money times. He invited me to his wedding. The ticket to get a flight there would cost 100 and I made my excuses and haven't seen him since. That set off the fuck that cheap cunt reaction.

Recently one of his kids wanted sponsorship for some school fund raising shite. He sent a message as he knows I am well off asking for a grand. For a random primary school hundreds of miles away.

I unleashed about giving him beer money


I felt like a dick and it wasn't a victory.

Ho hum

You did the right thing. I woulda flipped the fuck out, 1000 fucking dollars for some horseshit school function? Suck my fucking balls.

 

[BUBBLER]

Gimme 50c

 

[Jenna]

Sorry, I had a friend borrow $500 from me and refuse to pay me back. It ruined a great friendship, since then I have a rule about not borrowing or lending money to anyone.

Works like a charm. It's not me, it's not you, it's this asshole I just made up who stole $500 from me.

Same thing if a stranger asks me to use my phone to make an emergency call. Sorry I've had my phone stolen before.

 

[aRTie02150]

Can I have $2,000 for something that isn't gay or pathetic?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The most money I've ever just lent someone that wasn't a business transaction was $100. It was also an actual emergency and I got paid back later that day. Any time I've lent my friends money I never brought up repayment either because I knew they were going to pay me back when they got paid or whatever, so there's no reason to be a fag about like $20.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sorry, I had a friend borrow $500 from me and refuse to pay me back. It ruined a great friendship, since then I have a rule about not borrowing or lending money to anyone.

Works like a charm. It's not me, it's not you, it's this asshole I just made up who stole $500 from me.

Same thing if a stranger asks me to use my phone to make an emergency call. Sorry I've had my phone stolen before.

Yeah my phone's not going into a stranger's hands. I told a story the other day about a fresh out of jail crackhead bumming smokes off me and giving them back because they were native bag smokes (white people poison). That interaction started with "Do you got the time?" As I was loading a bunch of tools into my van. I lived in a terrible area and assumed buddy was going to try to steal my phone so I was like "No, I have a big fuckin framing hatchet though." And without even acknowledging that he just moved on to "you got any fockin' darts I can bum off ya?"

 

[BUBBLER]

Sorry, I had a friend borrow $500 from me and refuse to pay me back. It ruined a great friendship, since then I have a rule about not borrowing or lending money to anyone.

Works like a charm. It's not me, it's not you, it's this asshole I just made up who stole $500 from me.

Same thing if a stranger asks me to use my phone to make an emergency call. Sorry I've had my phone stolen before.

You read John?

 

[DMAN]

Same thing if a stranger asks me to use my phone to make an emergency call. Sorry I've had my phone stolen before.

The DMAN gleefully says no to shit like this all the time.

When they ask why, he says "Because it's not yours. Go get your own. It's not The DMAN's problem."

If The DMAN didn't have a phone, who the fuck would let him use theirs? Not many people. And if they did it would be out of intimidation. And The DMAN doesn't get intimidated easily.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The DMAN gleefully says no to shit like this all the time.

When they ask why, he says "Because it's not yours. Go get your own. It's not The DMAN's problem."

If The DMAN didn't have a phone, who the fuck would let him use theirs? Not many people. And if they did it would be out of intimidation. And The DMAN doesn't get intimidated easily.

I actually think about this a lot: if kids had cell phones when I was a kid they'd be getting roofed all the time. Roofing shit was a hilarious asshole move to me back in the day and I roofed people's shit frequently.

 

[Turk February]

I've had to borrow money from a friend and offered a contract and guarantee that I will get money to pay it back. I stupidly tried to pay her back twice cuz my brain isn't the best.

 

[DMAN]

I actually think about this a lot: if kids had cell phones when I was a kid they'd be getting roofed all the time. Roofing shit was a hilarious asshole move to me back in the day and I roofed people's shit frequently.

The flip phones came out in full force at the tail end of The DMAN's high school run. He can remember one adult vividly begging him to use his phone. He was simply just like "nah"

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Louie! Beans! I want my money.