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Just fold a fucking pizza in half for me or my blood is on your shit-stained hands, Jaspreet.
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If Pizza Hut doesn't bring back the P'zone I'm gonna fucking blow myself up.
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Stuffed crust pan pizza
KA BOOOM
KA BOOOM
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Can anyone else eat Pizza Hut without having a tummy ache and rectal prolapse inducing diarrhea? It's tasty, but that oil they spray on the pizzas so they "fry" when they cook tears my insides out.
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It is genuinely several tablespoons of a mysterious, amber-colored oil.
It rips my guts out every single time which is why I only submit to a stuffed crust maybe twice a year.
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Pizza hut is of all the pizzas the worst. Give me store brand frozen pizza over theirs.
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Pizza Hut is kind of an event for me because it fucks my stomach up BAD 100% of the time so I only get it like once a year. Sometimes it makes me spray liquid shit and puke simultaneously. It doesn't even make sense how fast it happens. It reminds me of how I felt when I tried chewing tobacco when I was a kid and swallowed a bunch.
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Little Caesars is easily the worst.
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wrong again, stlaker. Little Caesars is the best corporate chain pizza for my money.. I would clean a big apple ranch cock with my tongue if it was dipped in crazy sauce. It’s only gay if you get get an erection while doing it
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I had Little Caesars the other day for the first time in my life and it was not good at all.
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Little Caesars is trash, I will third that sentiment
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I admire your passion.
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I would take LC any day over Papa John's, I don't care how based its founder is.
Papa John's used to be decent, but man they've declined.
And Domino's is actually good, and they used to be the worst.
People in the know, though, know Jet's is best. If only they were everywhere.
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Jets? Yuck. They're by me and was the first pizza I had when I moved to Florida. Never went back.
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Every time eat that shit my face breaks out with zits like a 15 year old
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Their salads are good and I'm a sucker for a good detroit style.
And we're talking national chains too. I'm not sure there's a good one.
My regional winner is Grotto out of Delaware. And I like Ledo as well but I am not entirely sure it qualifies.
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Papa John's always sucked simply because they were selling trash at a premium. They wouldn't be so bad if they dropped the whole, "Better ingredients, better blah-blah-blah, Slopperjohn's" horseshit and just made it their own, but their advertising department infiltrated Reddit among other places years ago, and made it seem like their prepackaged sauces were the shit, which was still more nonsense.
The founder is rich as fuck simply because he figured out profit margins on his own and exploited it since people were dumb enough to buy into it.
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I feel you. Jets I had their wings and a pizza. I would take Pizza Hut for the chains for sure. Something about their sauce.
The small pizza shops don't usually disappoint.
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Y’all niggas must be buying the hot n readys. Shell out the extra couple bucks for the most awesomest stuffed crust ya cheap fucks
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huh idk about you but Pizza Hut is a treat for me. The poverty ones are Pizza Pizza and Little Ceasers
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Little Caesars fucking rules. Pizza Hut and Dominos are passable but cause heartburn and hot shits.
I judge a chain on the variety of their menu, Dominos & Hut have a leg up because they offer other treats like the lava cake, fries, imitation tendies, etc.
Whereas LC is just repurposed dough and cheese bullshit. However they do have awesome brownies.
If you didn't grow up eating cardboard crust and plastic cheese personal pizzas while mom shopped at Walmart, did you even have a childhood?
I judge a chain on the variety of their menu, Dominos & Hut have a leg up because they offer other treats like the lava cake, fries, imitation tendies, etc.
Whereas LC is just repurposed dough and cheese bullshit. However they do have awesome brownies.
If you didn't grow up eating cardboard crust and plastic cheese personal pizzas while mom shopped at Walmart, did you even have a childhood?