If Pat was this amazing writer, but still an insufferable autistic prick, would you hate him less?

[Ladynyahh]

Just asking the hypothetical questions, brotherman

 

[captain_kamala]

i would add a qualifier like he's a good author, but to some of my posts but not all of them.

 

[guest]

Yes, because it'd be one redeeming quality. He has zero. He contributes nothing to society other than toxicity. He is a complete net negative on this world. If he atleast wrote books well enough where he didn't need to suck on the government tit it would atleast be something to respect.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

If he were a successful writer then he wouldn't be spending all day on twitter. So probably.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would absolutely hate him less. There's musicians I think are total fucking sacks of shit as people that I don't hate because they're talented. They're good at the one thing they do. Pat's good at nothing and therefore good for nothing. I don't even think he'd be a good dollar store cashier or pizza boy or anything, but those are jobs that you don't even have to be good at and I'd respect him for doing one of those jobs instead of attempting to do one that requires talent.

Fuck, there's tradesmen I know who I'd like to punch in the fucking mouth every time they speak but they're so good at their job I have to respect them.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I'd actually be pissed off if he had any real talent. But he doesn't, so I'm not. Oopsie Doodles.

 

[SensibleKeks]

No. He still wouldn't find Norm Macdonald funny so fuck him. Pardon my French, but anyone who doesn't like Norm is a real jerk!

 

[BudDickman]

David Simon is the creator of The Wire, The Deuce, and other great shows, and he's an absolute faggot on Twitter. He has a Pat-like catchphrase, "in Baltimore we sell schmucks like you for parts", which he uses constantly.

I do think David Simon is overrated and that Ed Burns is the real genius behind The Wire. Ed Burns left the show before the final season, which was absolutely atrocious and almost ruined the series, with that fake serial killer season-long ark.

 

[Meownaw]

I would still hate him but I would acknowledge he can write.

 

[guest]

in Baltimore we sell schmucks like you for parts

Dude I'm alone in my house right now and when I read that I instinctively said out loud "Ugh! Ugh, FUCK NO" and actually looked around the room trying to find someone to repeat that to so they could join me in being disgusted.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Why would anyone talk about being from Nigger central like it's a good thing

 

[guest]

Just asking the hypothetical questions, brotherman

I was going to say yet but imagine how much more of an insufferable prick he'd be if he had a little fame? Jesus Christ he's a zero in Milwaukee now and I still want to punch him in the face when I look at his Twitter for more than 5 minutes.

 

[Jenna]

Of course I'd hate him less, it's that Kanye West qualifier.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

I don't like sci fi so why would I give a care

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

No

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Yes, because it'd be one redeeming quality. He has zero. He contributes nothing to society other than toxicity. He is a complete net negative on this world. If he atleast wrote books well enough where he didn't need to suck on the government tit it would atleast be something to respect.

A net negative means his negatives offset his positives. He is an absolute negative, udderly useless except for milk

 

[guest]

He could be the guy who made the early 2000s Battlestar Galactica (that's the only Sci-Fi thing I ever liked, my wife got me into it) and I'd still want to light him up.

Fuck pigeon holing him into sci-fi, he could be the guy who made the shining, Casino and the first Brendan Fraser MUMMY (that's my favorite movie of all time) and I'd still want to punch him.

I mean I'd still go see his movies because I enjoyed them, as long as the mummy's name is still Imhotep and not Ronald Plump.

But I'd still fucking dunk on his Twitter.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yes I would hate him less. It's okay to be a cunt to people if you really are better than them.

 

[Sputnik]

If he could focus his tard energy into his writing hed be this generations Dav Pilkey.

 

[Raymond]

If he was, he'd probably express himself differently, he wouldn't come across like such a cunt and a faggot. His poor and cringey command of the language makes for a large part of his hate appeal.