If I was mod

[not that Jack Horner]

I’d really show those jerks what was what

Car crash my post will ya?

How bout I car crash your whole life!

BANNED

To obscurity with you peasant

I’d also really hold it over Dan’s stupid head, lord it over him on the regular

I’d probably also Pin my threads for maximum exposure, I feel a lot of my thoughts need to be highlighted in such a way

If someone posted a good thread, i’d delete it, and post it under my name, real petty shit like that

maybe reach out to pat, see what he would pay for access to my broom

I promise, I would use my powers purely for my benefit and nothing else

This isn’t a request for such a title, this is a meditation on how power corrupts

asalama lakem

 

[guest]

Everybody wants to rule the world, right gang?

 

[johnnynoname]

asalama lakem

this was legit funny btw...I don't know why



I mean- i'm not giving it ribs but still funny

 

[johnnynoname]

God I wish I was on the business end of a shotgun tongnte

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm keeping that spelling error in

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

God I wish I was on the business end of a shotgun tongnte

Bellucci willing you will soon.

Just a tip, tilt the barrel up when you put it in your mouth, that way it won't miss your brain.

 

[johnnynoname]

bro the fuck is wrong with you

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

bro the fuck is wrong with you

Your presence irks me.

 

[johnnynoname]

irks

fag

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

God I wish I was on the business end of a shotgun tongnte

What's eating ya bud?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

fag

I'm European, so basically the same thing.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

God I wish I was on the business end of a shotgun tongnte

toe trigger attachment

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

God I wish I was on the business end of a shotgun tongnte

I don't like that kinda tawk Johnny, now stop it! You are a bald angel

 

[not that Jack Horner]

What's eating ya bud?

he should just feel grateful he lives in a world I am not moderator

cause he’d really have something to cry about then

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

he should just feel grateful he lives in a world I am not moderator

cause he’d really have something to cry about then

You have my vote, just remember me when you're on top.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

You have my vote, just remember me when you're on top.

trust that i wont

 

[johnnynoname]

jack horner hit 4 HR's in a game when played with the braves

also he was in huge in Japan after that

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

trust that i wont

Buried that cocksuckah.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

jack horner hit 4 HR's in a game when played with the braves

also he was in huge in Japan after that

hopefully this is a slum dog millionaire type situation and this stupid tid-bit gets me paid later

if not, fuck you

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Bellucci willing you will soon.

Just a tip, tilt the barrel up when you put it in your mouth, that way it won't miss your brain.

bro the fuck is wrong with you

Your presence irks me.

fag

One of the most entertaining exchanges I've seen in a while: Cakey opens with the tasty Lethal Weapon ref, johnny goes literal, Cakester returns it, johnny sees an opening and hits with the straight jab. Textbook, absolutely textbook.