If I somehow back myself into a Hollywood style ending, please believe Foo Fighters will be the soundtrack to the final shootout/car chase...

[guest]

Ewww. Also, he envisions his life ending in a shootout.

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[Jim-sucks-shit]

They're the rock stars we should have been elevating and celebrating this whole time.

He's acting like they haven't been wildly successful right out of the gate.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

tHeY hAd ThEiR hAnDs On ThEiR gUnS aNd ”LeArNiNg To FlY“ wAs PlAyInG…

 

[TokenX]

Self fulfilling prophesy. Why does he envision a shootout or a car chase if his life is literally just couches and tweets and food?

 

[Will Tate]

I hope the Hollywood ending he backs himself into is Requiem for a Dream.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

In Space

 

[TokenX]

He's acting like they haven't been wildly successful right out of the gate.

I'm not sure he knows anything about music whatsoever. His YouTube playlist shows that. He's a CNN watching Foo Fighters listening boomer idiot.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Eew, he had to sneak out of bed to watch Letterman, Mama Ravens fingerprints are all over his damages

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

The Foo Fighters are fucking terrible and I guarantee you he never pretended to like them until they became Obama-loving queers. Yet he talks about them like older boomers do about the Stones.

Also who the fuck cares if millionaire faggot Dave Grohl cancelled a show in South America to play for Letterman. That shows what regard he has for his fans in the developing world if anything. Piece of queerbait shit writes “anti-war” ballads whilst shilling for the DNC which is a giant war-making racket and child-trafficking operation.

Imagine singing “there goes my hero” about a crooked politician who funded ISIS and turned Libya into an open slave market and thinking that’s what rock n’ roll is all about.

 

[RoTheHo69]

**pew pew pew

makemywaybackhomewhenIlearn To flyyyyyyyyy. I'msorryyourhonorImsoembarassedI Dzon'T usuallybehavethisway.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Yeah, fine, play Everlong you pussies. GIVE US THE NEW SHIT!

PCJ played everlong with Adrienne

 

[Raymond]

After reading all of this, I hope some you-know-what next door kills him with a hammer.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

You gotta love it when a woke caucasian "ally" makes jokes about getting shot to death by police.

Oh what a fun thing to imagine, the Foo Fighters playing as a hailstorm of bullets tear through my flesh! See I have white skin so I can play these silly little hypothetical situations, no fear whatsoever in plainclothes cops mistakenly thinking I have a gun and shooting 41 bullets at me! Tee hee, but if I did wouldn't it be so cool if "The Pretender" was playing?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Foo Fighters have been pumping out mediocre butt rock for over 15 years and they know it. It’s safe paint by numbers generic rock and praising it like this makes pig look like a massive tool. The average foo fighters concert setlist is majority of stuff from their first 3 albums and 1-2 songs from other albums at the most since the newer songs have been largely forgotten by their own fans. They’ve even started doing covers instead of their own stuff. Pat going on about the foo fighters while trying to be seen as some young hip millennial is like in Billy Madison where he shows up to high school in a denim jacket and REO speed wagon shirt.

 

[NoBacon]

Some of their songs are catchy in a don’t turn it off when it plays on the radio on a long drive way. Very few though. Can’t imagine listening to them on Spotify, or listening to entire albums.

They aren’t “bad” but building your personality around them is very fucking weird. It’s weird to idolise actual great bands, let alone the foo fighters.

The pig really has no redeeming features, it’s all puerile children’s stories like Marvel and Star Wars. If he said he loved the black keys or something - it would be like wow something he’s not a tasteless man child with, but no. It’s the foo fighters

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Hopefully this shootout involves him alone in the half-a-hovel with a shotgun in his mouth, finally understanding that nobody loves him as the buckshot rips through his palate.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Some of their songs are catchy in a don’t turn it off when it plays on the radio on a long drive way. Very few though. Can’t imagine listening to them on Spotify, or listening to entire albums.

They aren’t “bad” but building your personality around them is very fucking weird. It’s weird to idolise actual great bands, let alone the foo fighters.

The pig really has no redeeming features, it’s all puerile children’s stories like Marvel and Star Wars. If he said he loved the black keys or something - it would be like wow something he’s not a tasteless man child with, but no. It’s the foo fighters

Foo Fighters are just generic arena rock like Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Styx, etc of the late 70s / 80s. Plus the band just sits around and waits for Dave Grohl to get bored from whatever other solo / side project he’s working on. Dave’s gotten so bored with Foo Fighters he’s been doing more and more covers in their concerts. To praise them like they are the greatest thing ever shows how awful his taste is in music just like his awful film taste.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

sounds like the walls are closing in on the bernell case

 

[Meownaw]

Look it's fine if you like Foo Fighters. Sure you are a faggot but I won't hold it against you. Even die hard Foo Fighter fans are not this fucking gay. His must listen pile must be unlistenable garbage.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

DoorDash drives past the Half-House with Pat's $50 Subway order

"There goes my hero..."