If Hildy and Pat start wifeswapping who do you think gets the better deal?

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Honey Badger]

We’ve seen how eager Pat is to get his third, best lay. He’d be on board

 

[guest]

Hildy hands down, Hildy's wife is almost nonhuman.

 

[Random username]

Hildy would have to wipe the wet, slimy shit off his dick from nigger sharts. So there is that to consider.

 

[cliveowen]

On the flip side, which wife gets the better deal? Faucet dick or a pedophile?

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I'm afraid to ask, but is Hildy's wife the one who looks like Antonio Inoki?

 

[Random username]

On the flip side, which wife gets the better deal? Faucet dick or a pedophile?

I'd wager that hildy is holding like an acorn. He has serious small dick energy.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Realistically, the above situation would probably result in Hildy having a three way as Pat sits in the corner trying to get hard.

 

[SFWA liaison]

dike Nikki wins by swapping Patrick for Carrie

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

On the flip side, which wife gets the better deal? Faucet dick or a pedophile?

Who’s who?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Its a tough one man, one is a lesbian diseased foot tattoo haver and the other one is a smelly whale

 

[DanFielding]

Definitely Hildy. Nikki’s not good looking but she’s an improvement over that beast he’s currently married to.

 

[DominusOdium]

The only true winner is the children of Milwaukee who get the night off.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

In seriousness, you can give Niki a good scrubbing, maybe wash her greasy hair, and shed be okay. Not a great lay, but you wouldn't feel the need to puke in the middle of it. Plus, she seems like the kind who would go bonkers with a new man, one who knows how to treat a pussy.

Hildy's sow on the other hand... ISIS wouldn't be able to drag me in there.

 

[Niki]

Pat probably wants that girl who went to the bar with him on TV, although its unknown if shes into things like pat is