If Fatrick set up a Cameo, would you pay for a video?

[guest]

And what would you ask him to say?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

'Norm Macdonald is funny, child.'

 

[Midian9876]

‘Hello fans, a lot of you might know me as an author on Twitter whose wife has gas expelled into her gaping vagina from individuals of African descent, but fewer of you know me as an actual tough guy, which is my real full time job.’

 

[Mikekeke]

I think you would be able to bait him into doing his actual tough guy posturing to the camera. He would do the, "no, child, I will not eat a diaper on camera. Thanks for your money," and provide plenty to the iamverybadass subreddit. Then you just tell the bank you want to dispute the charge because you weren't provided what you paid for.

 

[Brooke Shields]

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Do you think anyone asked him to stop shitting up their instagram? He comes off as a lunatic or at the very best a confident autist

 

[Mitch Weaver]

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Tarded then tarded again!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

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This collage never fails to amuse me, particularly if you look at it as though his fat face is passing judgment on the other pictures around him.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

If he made oinking sounds

 

[guest]

If I asked him to say "Nigger faggot". He would reply with the following cameo..."No child, I will not say nigger faggot, Nazi incel."

Fucking rube.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"I'm fat."

$500, easy.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

If I recall, someone contacted the Wisconsin Athletic Club and complained about him. It stopped right thereafter.

 

[based and white pilled]

No.

-Damian

 

[Mikekeke]

No.

-Damian

Thank you, Damian, very cool!

 

[guest]

No, I’d rather just send the money directly to Quasi and cut out the middleman

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

If I recall, someone contacted the Wisconsin Athletic Club and complained about him. It stopped right thereafter.

I remember something about him taking pictures in the locker room, as seen here:

If that wasn't bad enough, I'd imagine the gym wouldn't want their name associated with such a fat slob of a member.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I would never give Patrick a single penny of my money.

 

[guest]

"I was giving away free sausage that I had made out of the bodies of African American children that I had kidnapped and ground up into pepperoni in my basement."

Oh wait, we already got him to say that

 

[HotDogJoe]

If he made oinking sounds

No, child. You will not be paying me to make oinking sounds at the camera for 2 minutes. That is not something that will be occurring.

Hush now. The knock awaits you.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’ll give him 10 bucks for a 15 minute shirtless CrossFit workout video. I wanna see them flapjacks, Patty! Ssooooooooooooueeeeeeyyyyy!

 

[Caverlock]

I would only consider paying him to try some of his internet tough guy shit in real life.

Go tell that bricklayer that you're going to spoon-feed him his teeth, but only after he eats your entire ass, Patrick. Then, be sure to add that you fucked his mother. It'll go really well.