If anyone's talking to Pat, the Ukrainian President is asking for volunteers

[FurBurger]

Zelenskyy asks Europeans with 'combat experience' to fight for Ukraine

KYIV: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Friday (Feb 25) called on Europeans with "combat experience" to take up arms and defend Ukraine against invading Russian forces, adding the West was too slow to help his country. His dramatic call for help came as Russian forces were approaching...

www.channelnewsasia.com

I think that fat fuck claimed he couldn't enlist because he was too fat unfit old, so remind him that's no longer a barrier.

Gun instructor, martial arts instructor, marathon runner, who's tied into the military intelligence community (from Milwaukee, that hotbed of spy activity), has his own passport; here's his chance to get a medal like the tall dog guy at the end of "Star Wars".

Here's the fat fuck saying he'd love to enlist:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1278385837068214272

There's apparently a subreddit for him to get organised in:

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat would but tomorrow is Saturday and we all know Hooligans has two-for-two corn dogs on Saturdays.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He has to finish that Tiny Tim book first or else he totally would, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

He'd quit being a bellringer for the Salvation Army after about 20 minutes because his arm hurt and his knees were giving out from supporting his weight.

He's content holding down the home front, testing the structural integrity of Milwaukee bar stools.