If Anthony or Jim died

[CumiaPoodle]

What’s the nicest thing you could say about them? I’m a couple beers deep so I’ll take a shot.

Anthony Cumia did some good impressions and his singing, while having no soul or delivery behind it, was not bad.

Jim Norton wanted to be loved so badly he didn’t care who pretended to do so at the end. Nothing mattered. Not race nor gender. He once employed a very poor African American man to allow him to fuck his ass until he came inside of him.

These actually took me about 15 minutes. I’d be surprised if anyone can come up with something nicer. This can’t even be called a shit post because it’s fucking hard to think of an answer.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I’ll try again. Anthony Cumia supported his brother through adulthood with a fair salary for doing nothing. Jim Norton didn’t sexually assault the female openers he used to find a romantic partner.

I think I just covered it.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Fuck it. Anthony Cumia called her a Nigger because that’s what she was!

 

[fenrir]

Still thinking...

 

[Dog Eater]

Anthony Cumia was a fervent activist for the photography is not a crime movement. Jim and Anthony were both longtime supporters of the transexual community.

 

[guest]

Anthony and Jim were funny and cool to me when I was a teenager.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Still thinking...

Fuckin ribs dude there’s no doubt in my mind you actually are. It might be one of the harder questions anyone’s ever asked

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Anthony Cumia was a fervent activist for the photography is not a crime movement. Jim and Anthony were both longtime supporters of the transexual community.

You should work in politics

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Anthony and Jim were funny and cool to me when I was a teenager.

We’re you a fiercely loyal dude or a self cutting girl?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Anthony Cumia was a top-notch shock radio second banana. Jim Norton was a briefly amusing shock comic who parlayed his fleeting success into several bit roles in middling-to-fair motion pictures and television shows.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Anthony Cumia was a top-notch shock radio second banana. Jim Norton was a briefly amusing shock comic who parlayed his fleeting success into several bit roles in middling-to-fair motion pictures and television shows.

Shit these are good. I didn’t say they had to be morally nice things I think you’re probably good at math.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Shit these are good. I didn’t say they had to be morally nice things I think you’re probably good at math.

No, math was always my bugaboo. I'm a wordsmith.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

No, math was always my bugaboo. I'm a wordsmith.

And my baby, don’t forget that.

 

[HH Brother]

What’s the nicest thing you could say about them?

I guess that they were able to convince thousands of retards in Youtube comments that they're funny and they don't fuck children, Poodlester.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I guess that they were able to convince thousands of retards in Youtube comments that they're funny and they don't fuck children, Poodlester.

You’re right brother!

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Norton, god help me, made me laugh a lot. Faggot though he may be, the little cocksucker got a lot of genuine chuckles out of me. His weasely, pathetic behavior aside, I will not be happy to see him die.

AntH was someone I enjoyed for a while too I suppose.

 

[aRTie02150]

I will always give credit to Anthony for making me laugh on dozens of occasions. I'm not a dishonest person and will fully admit when someone has potential to be a funny person.

Jim, you made me laugh a few times, but got upset once when I responded to your tweet and sent me a DM trying to say my interpretation of what you said was incorrect and it made me lose respect for you.

If it were a funny DM like the time Ralphie May DMed me after I made a fat joke in one of his tweets it wouldn't have been so pathetic.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Anthony could install low-effort ductwork like nobody's business.

Jim: Edgar Mellencamp on Celebrity Ghost Stories still makes me HOWL

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Anthony could install low-effort ductwork like nobody's business.

Jim: I always enjoyed Edgar Mellencamp.

I’ll never deny Jim had tons of funny lines. But Anthony has never made me laugh. A chuckle. Then once everyone pointed out it was Jim trying to cuck opie by “hahahah holeee shittting” Anthony’s comments (that’s what they were!) I never chuckled again.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I’ll never deny Jim had tons of funny lines. But Anthony has never made me laugh. A chuckle. Then once everyone pointed out it was Jim trying to cuck opie by “hahahah holeee shittting” Anthony’s comments (that’s what they were!) I never chuckled again.

He for sure made me laugh, particularly when making fun of the retarded.

Caller: my retarded nephew thinks the TV show MASH is real

Ant: yeah he's Hawk Brain Pierce