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If Alec Baldwin dressed up like a cowboy and tried to threaten me with a firearm to show off and look cool I’d teach him a harsh lesson. Real fast.

Thread starter NoBacon
Start date Jul 4, 2024

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

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Jul 4, 2024

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If he dressed up as a cowboy to try and act tough around me with a gun? That shit wouldn’t fly with me. No sir.

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt

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Jul 4, 2024

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I’m not sure who I dislike more. You or Jenna.

Turry

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Jul 4, 2024

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Is the lesson "how far @NoBacon can deep throat the barrel of a revolver"? Some people are saying that.

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

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Jul 4, 2024

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Jen_Tomlinson said:
I’m not sure who I dislike more. You or Jenna.

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

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Jul 4, 2024

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Turry Fawks said:
Is the lesson "how far @NoBacon can deep throat the barrel of a revolver"? Some people are saying that.

Alec Baldwin would shoot your wife stone cold dead to look like a tough cowboy and you wouldn’t do anything about it.

Turry

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Jul 4, 2024

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NoBacon said:
Alec Baldwin would shoot your wife stone cold dead to look like a tough cowboy and you wouldn’t do anything about it.

I definitely wouldn't look deep into his eyes while I swallowed six inches of blued steel like SOME PEOPLE would.

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