I’d like to apologize for my bigoted opinions.

[guest]

After some recent life experiences I’ve come to the conclusion that I was wrong. Oh so very wrong.

It turns out that ghetto riot-niggers are actually GOOD for society. So are nepotistic & subversive media/government/business-Jews who go out of their way to destroy social cohesion.

I’d also like to apologize to gays and trannies. You’re definitely completely wholesome & normal humans. You’re absolutely not mentally ill narcissistic perverts who are obsessed with porn and gaping your assholes.

White people are fucking lame and racist and I apologize. This country belongs to you.

#USAisNOTinDISTRESS

 

[White nigger slayer]

You're lame.

 

[Build Black Better]

I'd like to apologize for my bigoted opinions

Lol, got my ass. I thought I was going to have to do some self-reflection. Nice try with the love though.

 

[guest]

I'm sorry I did that. I'm embarrassed I did that.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You're lame.

For goodness sake, the man's in a wheelchair! How very uncouth.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Not me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been dating a chick from Zimbabwe who I was very into until she flipped out because my dog was scared during a thunderstorm and wanted to be on the bed with us. I just told her to go home if she has that much of a problem with it. Hey, nigger, I don't care if the dog stinks. He's 16 years old and he stayed right at his previous owner's side until the paramedics took him away. I'm not gonna have him locked out of my room, shaking in fear that the world is ending. He's as good a dog as a dog can be. Motherfucker gets to be comfortable and treated well for the rest of his life. YOU, ma'am, can go back to Africa.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I've been dating a chick from Zimbabwe who I was very into until she flipped out because my dog was scared during a thunderstorm and wanted to be on the bed with us. I just told her to go home if she has that much of a problem with it. Hey, nigger, I don't care if the dog stinks. He's 16 years old and he stayed right at his previous owner's side until the paramedics took him away. I'm not gonna have him locked out of my room, shaking in fear that the world is ending. He's as good a dog as a dog can be. Motherfucker gets to be comfortable and treated well for the rest of his life. YOU, ma'am, can go back to Africa.

ngl abe, this one doesn't sound like a keeper (the girl, not the dog. The dog sounds awesome). Do Zimbabwean's not basically hate all white people?

 

[Dog Eater]

I've been dating a chick from Zimbabwe who I was very into until she flipped out because my dog was scared during a thunderstorm and wanted to be on the bed with us. I just told her to go home if she has that much of a problem with it. Hey, nigger, I don't care if the dog stinks. He's 16 years old and he stayed right at his previous owner's side until the paramedics took him away. I'm not gonna have him locked out of my room, shaking in fear that the world is ending. He's as good a dog as a dog can be. Motherfucker gets to be comfortable and treated well for the rest of his life. YOU, ma'am, can go back to Africa.

Guess she’s knot up for it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

ngl abe, this one doesn't sound like a keeper (the girl, not the dog. The dog sounds awesome). Do Zimbabwean's not basically hate all white people?

She grew up in Canada and has valley girl voice. I've rarely met a black woman who doesn't instantly love me, which is weird. And yeah, I haven't talked to her since. She calls multiple times a day and showed up once. I straight up told her what was up. Don't disrespect my dog, bitch. I went from "I might be in love with this negress" to "I can't stand you" in that instant.

 

[aRTie02150]

She grew up in Canada and has valley girl voice. I've rarely met a black woman who doesn't instantly love me, which is weird. And yeah, I haven't talked to her since. She calls multiple times a day and showed up once. I straight up told her what was up. Don't disrespect my dog, bitch. I went from "I might be in love with this negress" to "I can't stand you" in that instant.

Idk why but black women always seem to like me too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Idk why but black women always seem to like me too.

The explanation I get is that I'm "real". I think they're used to goofy wiggers desperately kissing their asses to win their affection. They like stoicism and grumpy fuckers who tell it like it is.

 

[aRTie02150]

The explanation I get is that I'm "real". I think they're used to goofy wiggers desperately kissing their asses to win their affection. They like stoicism and grumpy fuckers who tell it like it is.

Makes sense. I'm very surly.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Makes sense. I'm very surly.

You're very  real, Arturro.