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Imagine being a bushman just minding your own business, building your shithouse and these homos come along and shuck and jive while pointing cameras in your face.

The Sentinelese have the right idea murdering every paleface that lands on their beach. It might cost them the benefits of modern medicine but that's a fair trade off compared to getting featured in faggy Youtube videos.
 
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Okay Terryfic! said:
What a bitch. We used to throw cow shit at each other for fun.
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There was some hillbilly fair I went to when I was a kid and the kids all played tug of war over a huge pit of horse shit. I was the smallest and they put me right at the front so I got my entire body dragged through the shit. Everyone thought it was hilarious, including my parents. I got to ride in the bed of the truck all the way home though. That was pretty sweet.

Imagine what would happen now if you were cruising around with a shit-covered child in the back of your truck.
 
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There was some hillbilly fair I went to when I was a kid and the kids all played tug of war over a huge pit of horse shit. I was the smallest and they put me right at the front so I got my entire body dragged through the shit. Everyone thought it was hilarious, including my parents. I got to ride in the bed of the truck all the way home though. That was pretty sweet.

Imagine what would happen now if you were cruising around with a shit-covered child in the back of your truck.
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I come from a huge family on my dad's side and they'd pile all the kids in the back of a pickup to move us around the family reunions. Nobody told me not to lay down and we hit a huge bump and I cracked my fucking head on the floor. They just sat me up and laughed while I bawled but I got ice cream when we got back to the house.

The boys used to beat the shit out of each other and I swear the uncles placed bets. Some of the moms would come running over and the dads would plod up and tell them to leave it alone - this is what boys do. End of the day we'd all be watching movies and comparing bruises with each other.

There was one kid who we called Erk (Eric) who was a real bitch, though. We started a pillow fight one night and he decided to get tough so we dog piled him and made him cry and he went running to his mommy. My mom and aunt Barb recommended he stay away from us if he was going to be a baby but he insisted on riding the boat over to the public beach with us the next day. We got bored and hot so we decided to just walk back along the shore instead of waiting for the boat. He'd lost his glasses and decided to follow us instead of finding them and his mom tried to blame us but that was the last straw for the ladies and they told her "Tough shit".

If I could go back in time and kick him in the nuts I would.
 
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Torque & Rooster said:
Imagine being a bushman just minding your own business, building your shithouse and these homos come along and shuck and jive while pointing cameras in your face.

The Sentinelese have the right idea murdering every paleface that lands on their beach. It might cost them the benefits of modern medicine but that's a fair trade off compared to getting featured in faggy Youtube videos.
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This reminds me of the guy that decided to waltz into an african pirate headquarters just to chat with them.
How they didnt decapitate him is beyond me

 
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NortheastPhilly said:
This reminds me of the guy that decided to waltz into an african pirate headquarters just to chat with them.
How they didnt decapitate him is beyond me

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He absolutely hired some local fixer to get in touch with them and very likely paid for an interview. Notice he's on his own and not with this film crew like in the rest of the documentary, that had to have been one of the pirates' conditions. No way he was just roaming around alone in the jungle and happened to stumble on a bandit camp, and no way they would've answered his questions and let him leave if it wasn't arranged beforehand.
 
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Okay Terryfic! said:
I come from a huge family on my dad's side and they'd pile all the kids in the back of a pickup to move us around the family reunions. Nobody told me not to lay down and we hit a huge bump and I cracked my fucking head on the floor. They just sat me up and laughed while I bawled but I got ice cream when we got back to the house.

The boys used to beat the shit out of each other and I swear the uncles placed bets. Some of the moms would come running over and the dads would plod up and tell them to leave it alone - this is what boys do. End of the day we'd all be watching movies and comparing bruises with each other.

There was one kid who we called Erk (Eric) who was a real bitch, though. We started a pillow fight one night and he decided to get tough so we dog piled him and made him cry and he went running to his mommy. My mom and aunt Barb recommended he stay away from us if he was going to be a baby but he insisted on riding the boat over to the public beach with us the next day. We got bored and hot so we decided to just walk back along the shore instead of waiting for the boat. He'd lost his glasses and decided to follow us instead of finding them and his mom tried to blame us but that was the last straw for the ladies and they told her "Tough shit".

If I could go back in time and kick him in the nuts I would.
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We're probably cousins. I will fucking DIE for you, Terrance.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I WILL DIE!

I'm holding my breath until I die again.
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Pipe down, Abe Vigoda. Beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen! For you are a stupid wrinkly old bitch and you deserve to have worms in your shit! But your filmography undeniably tells the story of a great man. God bless America. God bless Abe Vigoda.🇺🇲
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
YOU'RE OKAY!
YOU ARE OKAY!!

Minar, let me tell you how okay I am right now... I'm fantastic. I'm great. I AM greatness.

Fuck off. Don't talk to me. Don't you ever fucking talk to me.
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Don't even fucking look at me, Minaw. Just fuck your shit the hell outta here, fucker!

RUN!! RRRUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
 
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