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I would love it if Patrick S. Tomlinson dyed

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in the not too distant future, next sunday AD, Pat will have to sell his shit, so he can pay Quasi
In the not too distant future
Meatloaf Monday, AD
There was a guy named Pat
Much fatter than you or me

He worked at a Target for half a shift,
Just another clerk with big round tits,
He had to get a job to pay for half a place,
But his bosses didn't like him for his folded fucking faaaaaace!
 
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Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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In the not too distant future
Mealoaf Monday, AD
There was a guy named Pat
Much fatter than you or me

He worked at a Target for half a shift,
Just another clerk with big round tits,
He had to get a job to pay for half a place,
But his bosses didn't like him for his folded fucking faaaaaace!
No, Servo child. Dr Forrester is not mad at me. That is not something that occurs. I am watching these movies because I want to.
 

Will Tate

Oven March
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In the not too distant future
Mealoaf Monday, AD
There was a guy named Pat
Much fatter than you or me

He worked at a Target for half a shift,
Just another clerk with big round tits,
He had to get a job to pay for half a place,
But his bosses didn't like him for his folded fucking faaaaaace!
We'll text him every morning,
That he's an unlovable cunt.
Who drives a V6 Mustang and has a pretty hefty gunt.
Now keep in mind Pat can't resist replying to every text,
The forum members just can't wait,
To see what will happen neeeeexxxxxxxxt!
Child!
Infant!
Wrong, atalker!
Nooooooooo! (child)

If you're wondering how he pays his bills when he doesn't have a job,
Just repeat to yourself he's married to a drunken, grifting slob!

But don't forget he has to,
PAY QUAAAASIIIIII!
*guitar strum*
 
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