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I wish I had a wife

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Is it that fucking crazy for me to encounter one white woman who isn't fat or with tattoos?!?!?!?!
 
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Is it too much to ask to get a wife like Lucy?

FAWK!

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ShutYourCakeHorn said:
Is it too much to ask to get a wife like Lucy?

FAWK!

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I saw a couple at the store today
He was like 5'5" and looked like a soy cuck hobbit
She was 5'9" and blonde, but sort of had an amy schumer face
But still... she was with him. And she was okay looking. It made me realize... maybe there's hope for me after all. If he can get amy schumer... I can get lucy lawless, you know?
 
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Agent Torque Morgan said:
I saw a couple at the store today
He was like 5'5" and looked like a soy cuck hobbit
She was 5'9" and blonde, but sort of had an amy schumer face
But still... she was with him. And she was okay looking. It made me realize... maybe there's hope for me after all. If he can get amy schumer... I can get lucy lawless, you know?
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There's a Lucy out there for you, one day you'll find her, i'm sure of it!

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