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I bought a 2 year old a gift card for Dick’s Sporting Goods. I’m an asshole.
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It's a kids party, they'll liveI bought a 2 year old a gift card for Dick’s Sporting Goods. I’m an asshole.
I think it’s tacky to give cash as a gift.I just give kids money. You give some five year old kid twenty bucks and you just made their whole year. If they're younger than that, there's no point in getting them anything, as it'll just be garbage in a couple of years anyhow.
He said he was just going to buy her a jersey. I’m more embarrassed that I didn’t remember which one was which. He’s a very close friend too.It's a kids party, they'll live
They had beer and seltzers but I had a rough weekend already.Are you allowed to drink at a kid's birthday party?
Maybe so but no one really cares at the end of the day since they've just been given cash they didn't have previouslyI think it’s tacky to give cash as a gift.
I also didn’t have time to get a card. That was tacky in its own right.Maybe so but no one really cares at the end of the day since they've just been given cash they didn't have previously
Kids like it, though. I'd always give my nieces and nephew cash and they were thrilled. They get to decide what to buy, and they love that power.I think it’s tacky to give cash as a gift.
yeah now you're in 'drunk uncle' territoryI also didn’t have time to get a card. That was tacky in its own right.
Lol it was mostly adults.
I was already there tobehonestwitchya.yeah now you're in 'drunk uncle' territory
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