I was told I don't put enough emojis in my work emails.

[aRTie02150]

Not even joking. I was told I'm too cut and dry when emailing the superiors and what not.

"Be a little more expressive in your emails. People appreciate that." Are the words that came out of someone's mouth.

I'm putting my 2 weeks notice in soon...


"Dear Jim it's Artie from equipment just emailing to let you know that today we broke the southern most wall in the warehouse due to a faulty brake on a loader . Only 3 people hurt but nobody is severely injured. Enjoy the day! "

 

[guest]

Start shadowing Joe Cumia's writing style...they will reverse that policy quick.

 

[Monk]

Seems like the perfect workplace for a shooting spree.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I was told I don't put enough emojis in my work emails. Not even joking. I was told I'm too cut and dry when emailing the superiors and what not. "Be a little more expressive in your emails. People appreciate that." Are the words that came out of someone's mouth. I'm putting my 2 weeks notice in soon... "Dear Jim it's Artie from equipment just emailing to let you know that today we broke the southern most wall in the warehouse due to a faulty brake on a loader . Only 3 people hurt but nobody is severely injured. Enjoy the day! "

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Seems like the perfect workplace for a shooting spree.

I know just the right guy for the job.

 

[Snake]

I have someone who does that shit. Puts in terms like “oh, that’s sus.” He’s a closet case hipster that wears high water yam norden maroon pants.

He used to have one of those sides shaved off with a trash bag knot on top. Now he’s growing his hair out because he’s going bald in the back and everyone noticed it.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I have someone who does that shit. Puts in terms like “oh, that’s sus.” He’s a closet case hipster that wears high water yam norden maroon pants.

He used to have one of those sides shaved off with a trash bag knot on top. Now he’s growing his hair out because he’s going bald in the back and everyone noticed it.

How the fuck do these people get hired?

 

[Snake]

How the fuck do these people get hired?

He’s best friends with an administrator. Some near 50 something faggot that wants to vicariously live through him.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Don't you want to express yourself? Look at Brian over there. He's got 39 pieces of flair, and a great smile.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Don't you want to express yourself? Look at Brian over there. He's got 39 pieces of flair, and a great smile.

Her pussy smell was intoxicating

 

[AntSucks]

Just use Egyptian hieroglyphs and tell them they are the original emojis, and they should stop appropriating Egyptian culture

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

What’s the pussy situation like at your job? Putting your two weeks in is like taking a dog off a leash, especially for you people.

 

[captain_kamala]

this is my first time working with women and seeing that shit.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If you’re using work emojis in a professional email, you should be fired and beheaded.

 

[guest]

If you’re using work emojis in a professional email, you should be fired and beheaded.

There was this new hire in accounts receivable back when i was working in an office environment, and she would always respond "oops, lol" whenever she sent us a copy of an invoice or BOL with some mistake or missing line.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There was this new hire in accounts receivable back when i was working in an office environment, and she would always respond "oops, lol" whenever she sent us a copy of an invoice or BOL with some mistake or missing line.

I can forgive a low level woman for that. Women are allowed to do stupid shit. Adult men, unless trying to get pussy, should not use emojis. It’s fucking embarrassing.

 

[BlkPanda]

You work with the nerdy black guy right? Does he send you email emojis?

 

[guest]

Where do you work, The Big Apple Ranch?

 

[Stent]

To counter it you express the fact that smiley faces are overly friendly and a signal to males of sexual interest.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Yeah...if you could put a little more...expression in your emails...that’d be greeeat.

Oh also, if you could come in Saturday to do tranny sensitivity training. Yeeaaaah