I was the Ralph Nader effect in 2000, child.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Piggy talks about voting in the 2000 presidential election. I'm guessing he was in Florida then.

Someone help me out here, this supposed author is really bad with words. Is he saying that he voted Bush in 2000, or Nader? I wish our piggy would learn how to communicate properly. Either way he's fat.

 

[BudDickman]

He voted for the Green party candidate like any young conservative would.

 

[guest]

I think he’s saying he wasted his vote on Nader. Either that or he masturbates to photos of his ex’s husband. Could be either. He seriously needs to lose his Twitter either way. I think with all the attention on the lolsuit this has fallen by the wayside.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I remember when I could have voted in 2016 but didn't

It will haunt me for the rest of my life. We elected Hitler for 4 years and then he went away and didn't holocaust anyone. I could have saved 1 more...

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

How did Bob Dole outlive Norm? 98 and still alive. There's gotta be some weird government healthcare program that keeps these high-level politicians alive, fucking Jimmy Carter isn't even dead yet.

 

[Harry Powell]

I think he’s saying he wasted his vote on Nader. Either that or he masturbates to photos of his ex’s husband. Could be either. He seriously needs to lose his Twitter either way. I think with all the attention on the lolsuit this has fallen by the wayside.

I actually think it’s best if he keeps his Twitter until after the hearing, so we can watch his tantrum play out

 

[SensibleKeks]

Piggy was so desperate to appear as a conservative hoping he'd get invited to CNN or MSNBC to trash the Republicans. I remember him lying in a Hill article about wanting to vote for McCain but Sarah Palin forced him to vote Obama. Hopefully he loses a leg due to diabetes.

 

[guest]

I actually think it’s best if he keeps his Twitter until after the hearing, so we can watch his tantrum play out

It’s just Twitter is where this pseudo identity really takes shape. Delete that and Pat is basically deleted (that’s not a death threat, Tomlinson, I’m saying you live an imaginary lifestyle online because you’re a man child).

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

As always, Pat is a complete moron who defends the Democrats whenever presented with the opportunity. Nothing is ever their fault. Hillary lost because of misogyny, Gore lost because of Nader, etc. None of it is ever true. Here's a deep dive into the myriad reasons Gore lost Florida:

Dispelling the Myth of Election 2000: Did Nader Cost Gore the Election?

www.cagreens.org

Most important is the section that mentions that 200,000 registered Democrats in Florida voted for Bush. Only 97,000 voters of any party voted for Nader in Florida. Bush won by like 500 votes. You have to be deeply, deeply stupid to blame Gore's loss on Nader. Pat fits that bill, one of the few things he fits considering how fat he is.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Fat bought into "bothsiderism" as a young conservative, meaning he saw glaring hypocrisy in both parties and didn't subscribe to all of their ideologies and decided that, rather than just picking the one he hated the least, he voted for the candidate who he genuinely thought best represented his ideals. Even if they didn't stand a chance at winning.

This was obviously a very immature and stupid way of thinking. Thank God Fat grew up and matured and learned to understood that politics is literally blue good, red bad, except guns, but only certain kinds of guns, the less scary ones. In other words, a consummate classical conservative.

If you're gonna peddle this Nader effect horseshit, Rick, it might help if you don't call anyone who doesn't vote blue a nazi. Fucking Fat faggot. Maybe give me a democratic candidate who isn't a pants shitting retard like you and I'll be more compelled to vote for your team.