I was cutting firewood the other day

[FrogmanKurlan]

Would ya?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

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Would ya?

More like wood ya, fawkin home run cock sucka

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

Walnut?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Walnut?

Nah it’s mesquite. Shit grows like weeds around here

 

[Meownaw]

Oak is good

 

[aRTie02150]

Smooth it out and yeah. Not trying to get a splinter

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Chopping wood is the best exercise. You spend a summer chopping wood for a few hours every day under that hot sun and you'll be like iron by September. Wear those shin guards, though. That shit hurts.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Oak is good

Live oak, red oak, hell even post oak. All PFG

 

[guest]

Wear those shin guards, though. That shit hurts.

??? Explain the reasoning behind this fag shit.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

??? Explain the reasoning behind this fag shit.

I once clipped myself in the shin with a big chunk of wood I was trying (and failing) to cut, and I was gimping around like a retard for a week. Bad shins, that's my Achilles heel.

 

[Build Black Better]

Nah it’s mesquite. Shit grows like weeds around here

Nah that one's a walnut. That's what I call most labia majora, unless it's a totally flat Barbie slit.

But to answer OP's question, that's a hard no on the splinter dick. Whiskey dick and gonorrhea dick is enough for me. (And no, I have no problems with shit dick, faggots. I just have problems with your shit dicks.)

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

??? Explain the reasoning behind this fag shit.

The axe or a split piece of wood will sometimes hit you in the lower legs if you don’t get out of the way.

 

[Build Black Better]

Smooth it out and yeah. Not trying to get a splinter

Whaddaya do when the hole is that big? Do ya somehow make it fit anyway, Artie with the "decent sized" massive hog? No need for modesty here.

 

[aRTie02150]

Whaddaya do when the hole is that big? Do ya somehow make it fit anyway, Artie with the "decent sized" massive hog? No need for modesty here.

That hole is big?

 

[guest]

The axe or a split piece of wood will sometimes hit you in the lower legs if you don’t get out of the way.

I've split a lot of wood and never been hit by a piece.

 

[Coonskin]

Whaddaya do when the hole is that big? Do ya somehow make it fit anyway, Artie with the "decent sized" massive hog? No need for modesty here.

Nice baby penis child

 

[NortheastPhilly]

No but I had to think about it

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Smooth it out and yeah. Not trying to get a splinter

The bark has a mean grip

 

[Build Black Better]

satanssockpuppet said:
Wear those shin guards, though. That shit hurts.

??? Explain the reasoning behind this fag shit.

He's obviously referring to the pavement covered in broken glass and needles while giving a tranny a BJ behind the 7-Eleven dumpster.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I've split a lot of wood and never been hit by a piece.

I guess it depends on the wood and or the setup you’re using. I’ve had it happen a couple of times, it’s never been a major issue. I usually split wood wearing my cros so I’m not really worried about it