I was checking out the woman behind me in my rear view mirror on the way home… she picked her nose and ate it…

[Nigger John]

This decent looking woman was behind me at a red light; she looked good.

The next light I’m looking more at her, that’s when she legit picks her nose and eats it .

 

[Turk February]

That's hot

 

[Nigger John]

That's hot

I almost threw up driving

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was chick with huge tits in my grade 9 business class and me and the kid next to me would always watch her picking her nose and eating it like every day.

One time though I saw a dude at a red light who kept digging in his nose and letting his dog lick it off his finger.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Should have asked for a bite

 

[nasty twp]

Because OP was leering in a disturbing overlong manner at her, and she was disgusted or freaked out enough to want to put him off.

Cf. unmasked autistic rambling or a Tourette’s-like tic, Joker smiling, eating toenails, barking and hissing, gurning, spitting and phlegming, relentless scratching, and farting. All good deterrents if you ever find yourself in a situation (prison idk?) where a man staring and drooling is making you uncomfy.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

She practices booger retention.

 

[Child..]

Wow that one sasster was right, you are closeted af.

 

[Ashamed]

Wow that one sasster was right, you are closeted af.

I almost got him to reveal his methods to game crack hoes in parks.

Unfortunately two wet brained divas kept telling me to shut up in the middle of it and the guest punched out.

I already mapped out a “Nigger Jim the pick up artist” segment in my head that would hopefully be an ongoing bit.

 

[Nigger John]

I almost got him to reveal his methods to game crack hoes in parks.

Unfortunately two wet brained divas kept telling me to shut up in the middle of it and the guest punched out.

I already mapped out a “Nigger Jim the pick up artist” segment in my head that would hopefully be an ongoing bit.

I said, I asked her about her car. You really don’t understand how dumb women in Seattle are.

 

[Ashamed]

I said, I asked her about her car. You really don’t understand how dumb women in Seattle are.

Exactly. A man with charisma like that needs to share all of his conquests as it will help grow the incel paypig portion of our audience.

 

[Child..]

I almost got him to reveal his methods to game crack hoes in parks.

Unfortunately two wet brained divas kept telling me to shut up in the middle of it and the guest punched out.

I already mapped out a “Nigger Jim the pick up artist” segment in my head that would hopefully be an ongoing bit.

He lures them with his skip-rope.

 

[Dog Eater]

The next light I’m looking more at her, that’s when she legit picks her nose and eats it .

Decent WHITE A M E R I C A N S wipe it under the seat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I completely understand picking your nose, if you can do it discretely. Like I wouldn't do it in my car if I thought someone would see me.
Maybe 50% of the time I'm alone I'm picking my nose.

But what's with the eating it?
Just roll it into a ball and then rope and then flatten it & repeat. Eventually flick it somewhere and it literally disappears forever.

 

[GialloGlove]

There was chick with huge tits in my grade 9 business class and me and the kid next to me would always watch her picking her nose and eating it like every day.

One time though I saw a dude at a red light who kept digging in his nose and letting his dog lick it off his finger.

I did this to my dog before. He was a garbage disposal. I felt bad every time, but I would laugh. I think I did it mostly to offend my girlfriend. He loved my boogers or anything he could eat. He would eat veggies with no problem.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I did this to my dog before. He was a garbage disposal. I felt bad every time, but I would laugh. I think I did it mostly to offend my girlfriend. He loved my boogers or anything he could eat. He would veggies with no problem.

When my dad would eat shrimp he'd always give the tails to his dog. I always thought that was like feeding her fingernails or something. Seemed like something you shouldn't do. That dog would also regularly eat bees though and never had a problem.

 

[aRTie02150]

I completely understand picking your nose, if you can do it discretely. Like I wouldn't do it in my car if I thought someone would see me.
Maybe 50% of the time I'm alone I'm picking my nose.

But what's with the eating it?
Just roll it into a ball and then rope and then flatten it & repeat. Eventually flick it somewhere and it literally disappears forever.

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[StlakerFatti]

if a beautiful woman picks her rectum in public and eats a lil' bit of dormant excrete, how you would you react?

and what if it's not a sexy woman but patreeky in a wheelchair?

 

[fusciasomething]

Gonna need a source on this

 

[StlakerFatti]

Gonna need a source on this

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