I was a horrible child, child.

[guest]

I used to relish in bullying misfits and weirdos. There was this kid in our class that nobody liked and we would mess with in our own unique way. I once took his lunchbox and replaced all the tuna in his tuna sandwich with pencil shavings, lol.

 

[analeggsalad]

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[LockedHDD__Pot]

I remember we nicked some copper sulphate from science class, originally I was gonna do some plating like a dork but on the way home we poured it on a girl's head, when she washed-out the itchy powder she got dyed blue & streaky for a week. I got suspended.

 

[potatopeeler63]

we were juniors in highschool and we would smoke in the car before first period.
this teachers pet indian kid cody told the dean on us, we all got in school suspension for two days.
during lunch break when we would hang out in the trunk of our cars and eat, since he had a different lunch break than us, we filled like 6 water bottles of piss and poured it all over the inside of his car.
that dumb fucking street shitter left his car unlocked. fuck him

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There was a new housing development being built not far from my neighborhood. They were getting ready to do the sewer lines and there was this big round cement conduit/joint thing on the site, maybe six feet high, three or four feet in diameter, with holes in the sides where I assume the other pipes would connect to it. So my delinquent friends and I filled it with hay bales they had on the site, then we set the hay on fire. It instantly became a huge inferno so we ran like hell and hid in the woods laughing our balls off. The next day there was an article in the newspaper about the $50,000 sewer thing that "unknown vandals" destroyed.

 

[guest]

we were juniors in highschool and we would smoke in the car before first period.
this teachers pet indian kid cody told the dean on us, we all got in school suspension for two days.
during lunch break when we would hang out in the trunk of our cars and eat, since he had a different lunch break than us, we filled like 6 water bottles of piss and poured it all over the inside of his car.
that dumb fucking street shitter left his car unlocked.

the misfit i bullied was Indian too, lol. Not really Pajeet, he was assimilated like Cuntfucker, but a weirdo who used to lick markers etc for attention.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This one guy I knew in high school loved to stir shit randomly. One time I was driving and he hocked a loogie out the passenger side by a guy that was riding a bike, and I saw the guy in the rear view screaming and punching the air. The kid that spit on him didnt even laugh. He just had this evil look on his face like Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember tossing people's dry clothes into the shower during bathroom breaks in gym class with this big nigga Lorenzo who EVERYONE was terrified of, but he took a liking to me because of the stupid neighborhood I grew up in. He was 2 years older than everyone in the 8th grade.

This Honduran kid got mad about his clothes getting soaked and went to go confront L and L punched him so hard in the face that I almost puked thinking his killed the nigga. I had never seen a punch like that in real life up close. It was a complete right hook to the jaw that knocked the poor wetty out and laid there for several minutes until a teacher came.

 

[guest]

I remember tossing people's dry clothes into the shower during bathroom breaks in gym class with this big nigga Lorenzo who EVERYONE was terrified of, but he took a liking to me because of the stupid neighborhood I grew up in. He was 2 years older than everyone in the 8th grade.

This Honduran kid got mad about his clothes getting soaked and went to go confront L and L punched him so hard in the face that I almost puked thinking his killed the nigga. I had never seen a punch like that in real life up close. It was a complete right hook to the jaw that knocked the poor wetty out and laid there for several minutes until a teacher came.

and that man was Barack Obama...


wait you said his name was Lorenzo, my bad.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I once stole this spaz kid's backpack during study hall and filled it to the brim with these free bagels they put out in the middle school cafeteria, then replaced it without him realizing. Then I watched with silent glee as he discovered his backpack full of bagels in the next class and just looked around confused. Whatever, it was funny to me.

 

[guest]

I was legit racist af. I would call black kids nigger irl and punch them and bully them. It wasnt based on hatred though, just for the goof. I found picking on the nigs funny.

I made up a racist parody song I would sing to this one black kid. I googled the lyrics recently and there was a blog post by a black guy saying a kid he went to school with would sing that to him and how it traumitized him etc. 99% chance that was him and he was referring to me. Unless another kid came up with the same parody lol (which is why I googled it). Surreal.

 

[guest]

There was an Indian kid who would always talk about how he couldn't eat meat, so we would always grind it up and sneak it into his food.

There was also this really fat kid with a high pitched voice who made hilarious noises if you punched him in the stomach, so everyone would take turns doing it and laugh their ass off. This poor kid would spend his whole day getting wailed on and laughed at.

 

[guest]

It's cliche but we used to kick this 1 nerd out of the changing rooms when he was naked. Im laughing irl right now thinking about it. The 1 time in my memory is when we kicked and locked him out and we just heard a horde of girls screaming. Fucking hilarious.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

There was a kid with aspergers that would do literally anything we told him to do in order to sit at our lunch table. We would tell him to slam his head, face and chin into the table and he would just do it. Very entertaining.

 

[analeggsalad]

this isn't me and not the worst story, but just when we were old enough to go to the mall alone (note: millennials are the last generation of mall kids, it's now the Black People Mall where you take your life in your hands any time you go there). For whatever reason we were going through one of the retail sections and my friend would take small 2 piece little bikinis and go to the customer service section completely serious and ask "Can you tell me where the dressing room is?"

This was a different time you see, when trannies were unheard of, and when these help women in retail scenarios weren't barely literate Guatemalans/Bengalis/Whatever the fuck, but nice homely ladies like

Another one was to go to the appliance centers in places like Best Buy and ask where the larger freezers were and ask if we could get inside because we needed to be sure it could "fit what we needed"

 

[HotDogJoe]

When I was about 10, me and my friend convinced this special needs kid who had a big zit on his forehead that he was growing a horn and turning into a rhino. Got suspended for that.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

this isn't me and not the worst story, but just when we were old enough to go to the mall alone (note: millennials are the last generation of mall kids, it's now the Black People Mall where you take your life in your hands any time you go there). For whatever reason we were going through one of the retail sections and my friend would take small 2 piece little bikinis and go to the customer service section completely serious and ask "Can you tell me where the dressing room is?"

This was a different time you see, when trannies were unheard of, and when these help women in retail scenarios weren't barely literate Guatemalans/Bengalis/Whatever the fuck, but nice homely ladies like

Another one was to go to the appliance centers in places like Best Buy and ask where the larger freezers were and ask if we could get inside because we needed to be sure it could "fit what we needed"

Did you go to Dollar General and ask them how much is this

 

[analeggsalad]

Did you go to Dollar General and ask them how much is this

WHy is some brit/aus casually making references to Dollar General and "Great Value"? Shapeshifting fog nigger

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

WHy is some brit/aus casually making references to Dollar General and "Great Value"? Shapeshifting fog nigger

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

In school we'd take the whole day to go to aquatic centres every now and then. One time, we stole the clothes of the retarded kid's out of the boys' change room.

Now, I don't know why - oh right, he was retarded - he went back to the change room, took of his bathing shorts... realised his clothes were gone, and ran out stark naked to the horror of everyone in the aquatic centre shrieking, "SOMEBODY STOLE MY CLOTHES, SOMEBODY STOLE MY CLOTHES!!"

He had, aside from those tiny cocked guys who went on Howard Stern, the tiniest dick imaginable. Newborn babies have bigger dicks.