I want to shit in Seth Rogen's mouth and cave his skull in with a fucking brick

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More like a "Ted bundy talk

You make a lot of threads

 

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More like a "Ted bundy talk

You make a lot of threads

I make a lot of shitposts my nigger.

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I wish he had his skull caved in right after Superbad was released.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I picture the shit coming out his nose when you cave his head in like those old Play Doh factory toys

 

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I picture the shit coming out his nose when you cave his head in like those old Play Doh factory toys

 

[HeyItsVos]

He’d probably just tweet about how you left that cool brick behind after you attacked him. So now he’s got a little treat.

 

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He’d probably just tweet about how you left that cool brick behind after you attacked him. So now he’s got a little treat.

His little treat is going to be my chili diarrhea on his kike taste buds

 

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I'd settle for just slapping the shit out of him. Open handed backhands until he started crying

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t stand him but I’m glad they don’t seem to be putting him in movies anymore. Thankfully People got tired of his one note “durrrr weed huhuhuhuh” act.

I remember when Bud Light hired him and Amy Schumer for a huge ad campaign not realizing everybody hated them and they were the two worst people you could hire to sell your product. How do you screw up selling beer?hire Schumer and Rogan your commercials. I think they even were in their Super Bowl ads one year.

 

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I'd settle for just slapping the shit out of him. Open handed backhands until he started crying

Like Dave Schultz?

 

[guest]

I can’t stand him but I’m glad they don’t seem to be putting him in movies anymore. Thankfully People got tired of his one note “durrrr weed huhuhuhuh” act.

I think it's partly because he lost weight. He was somewhat bearable when he was the chubby schlub in Pineapple Express etc. Now he wears pedo glasses and just looks like a creepy old heeb

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I can’t stand him but I’m glad they don’t seem to be putting him in movies anymore. Thankfully People got tired of his one note “durrrr weed huhuhuhuh” act.

I remember when Bud Light hired him and Amy Schumer for a huge ad campaign not realizing everybody hated them and they were the two worst people you could hire to sell your product. How do you screw up selling beer?hire Schumer and Rogan your commercials. I think they even were in their Super Bowl ads one year.

Its not that “they” dont put him in movies anymore.
He is “they.”

He just decided to be a producer. Imdb says he has 13 projects set to come out in the next year with him as a producer

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think it's partly because he lost weight. He was somewhat bearable when he was the chubby schlub in Pineapple Express etc. Now he wears pedo glasses and just looks like a creepy old heeb

I gotta look into it but I remember when him and Amy Schumer were hired for a massive Bud Light campaign - one that would have had them in multiple major commercials for at least a year, especially heavy during football season - was a huge flop because by then everyone hated / was tired of them. They really found the two worst possible people to sell your product and Bud Light quickly dropped the ads after the backlash and pretended like it never happened.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Don't be sleeping on 40 Year Old Virgin.

But, yeah, I wouldn't be holding my wee in with excitement to see him or any of his fat-pack stoner buddies in a movie anytime soon.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Its not that “they” dont put him in movies anymore.
He is “they.”

He just decided to be a producer. Imdb says he has 13 projects set to come out in the next year with him as a producer

He had a couple big flops before he went the producer route. That one with Charlize Theron comes to mind. I think that was the one where Hollywood and Seth realized it’s over with him in front of the camera. People got tired of his one note act.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don't be sleeping on 40 Year Old Virgin.

But, yeah, I wouldn't be holding my wee in with excitement to see him or any of his fat-pack stoner buddies in a movie anytime soon.

That’s what I mean, he was in some funny movies but people got tired of him and didn’t want to see him anymore.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I gotta look into it but I remember when him and Amy Schumer were hired for a massive Bud Light campaign - one that would have had them in multiple major commercials for at least a year, especially heavy during football season - was a huge flop because by then everyone hated them. They really found the two worst possible people to sell your product and Bud Light quickly dropped the ads after the backlash and pretended like it never happened.

You just said that 10 minutes ago brotherman

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You just said that 10 minutes ago brotherman

I know, but it’s pretty funny to think about that if they had done that major ad campaign a couple years before it probably would have been a hit, but they got them it seems right when the public was sick of seeing them and had to pull the plug. If Seth Rogen did Bud Light ads around Superbad era? Or Amy around the time of Trainwreck? That would have been huge! Bad timing

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I hate him more than I hate the guy who molested me