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I want to put my dick in something

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Former Prez Gerald Ford

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BreastMilk said:
Not a bit, I walked into a bar by myself the other day and 2 hours later was with this hot piece of ass in the back of her car.

I honestly thought about killing myself this week because I doubt this ever happens again
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give me some details so I can jerk off. What sort of body type was she? I think I speak for all the fellas here when I say we like em skinny with big tits

How did you land her in the boat was it one of those situations where you knew from the first minute you met her you were going to get some stink on your dangler or did you have to work a little bit for it?
 
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Unarmed-Dindu said:
give me some details so I can jerk off. What sort of body type was she? I think I speak for all the fellas here when I say we like em skinny with big tits

How did you land her in the boat was it one of those situations where you knew from the first minute you met her you were going to get some stink on your dangler or did you have to work a little bit for it?
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It was just a special moment of schedule clashing and me being 6 ft 1
 
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I have said that one of the reasons I don't jerk off is because of the clean up.

Having sex with a woman sounds great but it's like, you have to get involved with an actual woman before and after the act.

*shivers*

I could be playing skyrim, have a nice dinner, and then have a nice sleep with that time....
 
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johnnynoname said:
I have said that one of the reasons I don't jerk off is because of the clean up.

Having sex with a woman sounds great but it's like, you have to get involved with an actual woman before and after the act.

*shivers*

I could be playing skyrim, have a nice dinner, and then have a nice sleep with that time....
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Nigga, you could at least shoot your load into the toilet like Bobo.

Gotta let that poison out, maybe you’re mood’ll improve, yo.
 
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