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Way to dunk your shitty fingers directly into the butter, you thoughtless asshole.
Look at how scared he is of the "wolster" (that's retard for "lobster") he literally reacts exactly like a dog.
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I want to have a shirt made that says RETARD FACTORY and send it to this prick's mother
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Way to dunk your shitty fingers directly into the butter, you thoughtless asshole.
Look at how scared he is of the "wolster" (that's retard for "lobster") he literally reacts exactly like a dog.
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These rotten bastards should honestly be spending the rest of their lives in fucking prison for allowing a retard to operate a motorized vehicle.
"I'M ON DA TITANIC"
No you're obviously not, IDIOT.
"I'M ON DA TITANIC"
No you're obviously not, IDIOT.
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Alright, I gotta hand it to him, the kid sings like a fucking angel.
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Why does anyone entertain this shit?
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This retard chef bits got faaawkin legs, brotherman
I would never eat food prepared by a sickening retard. Reminds me of the Merrill Kalin segment on O&A
I would never eat food prepared by a sickening retard. Reminds me of the Merrill Kalin segment on O&A
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Julia (mind of a) Child.
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Tardtanic
I absolutely love how much you hate this retard. Please continue posting these videos. (I know we're all sarcastic as fuck on this site, but this I'm being 100% serious here.)
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God bless whatever teacher cast this downy fuck as a character named "Beast"
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I'll never stop.
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Honestly, this is what they should have retards do. I'd pay to watch a basically nonverbal retard in a costume try to sing live as long as I could throw one egg at the end and maybe yell "retard!" a few times during the performance. They love being the center if attention and people love laughing at them. It's a win-win situation. I'm gonna buy a club and revolutionize the retard business. Chef Adam's gonna put Jim Norton out of work.
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It turns out his lesbian sister and her wife are 100% the brains of the cooking channel. I assume his parents divorced and it's entirely his fault and being around him is just painful for them. The dykes figured out how to monetize their burden and now Chef Adam is a household name. Little kids wear his shirts to school and say "TO THE THMOKERRRRRR!" for their friends.
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No way his sister isn't a dyke as a result of his repeated molestation growing up
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It's his twin sister too. He has another sister with big gropeable tits so you know she got it bad. I said it in one of my many other Chef Adam threads, but if you shared a womb with a retard, that makes you retarded. It's science.
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By the way, chromosomes shmomosomes, this guy is the way he is because of bad parenting.
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I'm basically Pat Healy in There's Something About Mary- but I legit enjoy my job. While I don't agree with you bashing this dude, I admire your commitment to the bit.
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Knew it was an Abe post without even looking. We really do need shirts that say “retard factory”. You know how fast we could get those in Africa and South America? They’d almost be as popular as the Artie and Anthony shirts there.
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That was a retard-strength mule kick to my ribs. I'm definitely using that on the unsuspecting.
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At the end does he become intelligible when the curse is lifted?