I want to fight Jon Bernthal

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's such a fake tough guy jew. Goddamn adult wigger faggot. I want to break his fucking orbital bone. I'd have to do some type of cartoonish bully shit to him too. Like give him a wedgie right up over his head.

How would you wacky funsters go about beating up Jon Bernthal if given the opportunity?

 

[guest]

I'd like to crack that big jew beak of his with a lazy, looping overhand right

 

[UnPRePared]

I think with the right verbal combination, you could just make him cry. Full on Kevin Smith-level waterworks.

So yeah, say something about his father being anti-segregation and his mother being anti-abortion, and that his Punisher performance is pro-police Blue Silence, you'll see him get pissy-eyed.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd probably just hit him with a car tbh

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Ahm’mask you ‘bout cake stomp.

Are ya?

 

[Dennyislife]

The time he called out Opie to his face for cake stomp will mean I always like him I don't know anything else he has done since.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If there was ever a nose, asking to be broken.

 

[SensibleKeks]

He was terrible as Johnny Boy Soprano. All this fag can do is yell.

Anyways Im the non-violent type (i.e. a faggot) but I'd call him a real jerk to his face!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I didn't know about him calling out Opie but listening to the clip he seems real ass. Direct but still gave him the chance to give his side

 

[Petworth dude]

He was talking about Brendan Schaub being a good guy and a "student of comedy" on Joey Diaz's podcast a few months back. Made me instantly hate him.

 

[guest]

I'll never forget how queasy it made me when this one Cunt called him "hot"...so much so that when I saw her 5 years later struggling buying stuff at a dollar tree, in my head I said "serves you right, cunt".

 

[Stent]

Nick Mullen did a good impression of him. I forget what he said in character but I assume it was something about being gay.

 

[Chive Turkey]