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This looks so terrible lol.
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This looks so terrible lol.
And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice?
fawk I thought this was going to be about movies related to time travel (WWAWD 'Primer'?) but this looks incredibly dogshit. And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice? Actually I don't know why he sounds so awful, he's only 68 apparently. Perhaps AIDS destroys the vocal cords first or something
Come on Harry you got a better pick up line than that
How about I prime some of dat ANZAC pussy with my dick?fawk I thought this was going to be about movies related to time travel (WWAWD 'Primer'?) but this looks incredibly dogshit. And why does Tom Hanks sound like a croaky old faggot near death in this, they can create a (pretty decent) de-aged 20~ year old version of him but can't clean up his shitty mushmouth old man voice? Actually I don't know why he sounds so awful, he's only 68 apparently. Perhaps AIDS destroys the vocal cords first or something
I don’t want to home wreck @chocolatehellhole ‘s happy family. I’ll wait until she’s desperate and tired of the smell of craft beer and pizzaCome on Harry you got a better pick up line than that
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I'm available in the meantime.I don’t want to home wreck @chocolatehellhole ‘s happy family. I’ll wait until she’s desperate and tired of the smell of craft beer and pizza
yeah and that shit didn't help at all, I've seen it 3-4 times and really concentrated the last time on trying to follow the timeline(s), I'm just retarded. solid film thouYou ever look at the flowchart for primer?
Oh shit you saw that? I hope it doesn't ruin our marriage. I can't get divorced. Not again. My heart can't take it.yeah and that shit didn't help at all, I've seen it 3-4 times and really concentrated the last time on trying to follow the timeline(s), I'm just retarded. solid film thou
Who is going to hold me while I weep through the night when I have nightmares about my past? You're neglecting a responsibility.yeah and that shit didn't help at all, I've seen it 3-4 times and really concentrated the last time on trying to follow the timeline(s), I'm just retarded. solid film thou
So you can't marry someone who saw Primer? That rules out literally dozens of people from your dating poolOh shit you saw that? I hope it doesn't ruin our marriage. I can't get divorced. Not again. My heart can't take it.
Without being insulting, is your present waking life not an actual nitemare?Who is going to hold me while I weep through the night when I have nightmares about my past? You're neglecting a responsibility.
My dating pool consists of only you and I can forgive a lot. Unless you watch Gundam. Or pee with the door open. Or fart in bed unless you have a clever joke about it but different every time.So you can't marry someone who saw Primer? That rules out literally dozens of people from your dating pool
I will admit it has been better.Without being insulting, is your present waking life not an actual nitemare?
It’s not erotic for you when your chick pees with the door open? Bernerd is huge into the watersports.My dating pool consists of only you and I can forgive a lot. Unless you watch Gundam. Or pee with the door open. Or fart in bed unless you have a clever joke about it but different every time.
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