I used to put makeup sponges in my coochie so guys could fuck me on my period

[captain_kamala]

Anyone else?

 

[guest]

oh

 

[Ladynyahh]

Pucciach

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Did the dudes get foundation on their pecker?

 

[Mike Glyer]

Do any of your children have the same father?

 

[captain_kamala]

Do any of your children have the same father?

yes all three of them (one in heaven)

 

[Brooke Shields]

i do the same thing with my shitter

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

nasty ho

 

[Hoolies]

Howdya dig 'em back out without that lil' string?

 

[captain_kamala]

Howdya dig 'em back out without that lil' string?

make a damn crab claw

 

[Mike Glyer]

yes all three of them (one in heaven)

You just brought me down, dawg. God be with ye.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

that sounds cavernous

 

[UnPRePared]

When you'd lose one, would you talk like Dusty Rhodes and say "Mah mufflah fell out!"

 

[aRTie02150]

I shove a little wad of toilet paper in my foreskin to prevent piss dribble. I remove it on the fly.

 

[guest]

I shove a little wad of toilet paper in my foreskin to prevent piss dribble. I remove it on the fly.

Start keeping your skin back all day. It will be no different then a cut guy.

 

[guest]

During a book sale at university I got a nurse's book about contraception and learned a whole bunch about how women's bodies work. 90% of problems women have seem to be related to being retarded.

 

[aRTie02150]

Start keeping your skin back all day. It will be no different then a cut guy.

Fuck that. My head should be snug and warm all the time.

 

[analeggsalad]

yes all three of them (one in heaven)

did the little angle suffocate from toilet water?

 

[MonsterSteve]

I'd give anything to see Ray Liotta wake you up from your Xanax stupor to kick you down the stairs for leaving your cunt device hanging in the shower.

 

[aRTie02150]

did the little angle suffocate from toilet water?

That was kind of OBTUSE. tssss

You wrote angle, you see.