I think suicide is fucked up, but am I the only one who thinks this is gay fucking shit?

[guest]

"papas here buddy"? Hahahahaha. What a faggot.

 

[quark]

Not really a "hahahahahaha" moment. Your heart is not that hard, dude.

That being said, who are some of them suicidal forum users we got?

 

[Stent]

Your son is at peace now. Fawkin' peesa gahbige!

I guarantee parents who see their dead kid lose their shit instead of a completely contrived cliche.

 

[guest]

Not really a "hahahahahaha" moment. Your heart is not that hard, dude.

That being said, who are some of them suicidal forum users we got?

Nah not the fact that his son died. If he said, "dad's here, son" or something it'd be sad. But "papas here, buddy" is hilariously gay. I couldn't imagine my dad saying that shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not really a "hahahahahaha" moment. Your heart is not that hard, dude.

That being said, who are some of them suicidal forum users we got?

That green text was just sad.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nah not the fact that his son died. If he said, "dad's here, son" or something it'd be sad. But "papas here, buddy" is hilariously gay. I couldn't imagine my dad saying that shit.

My dad would say "you fucking faggot, after we spent all that money to send you to college!" then i guess one of the dogs would pee on me

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Suicide is gay. I'm glad I never killed myself. I hope none of faggots do it. If you kill yourself and I find out about it, I'll call you gay.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My dad would say "you fucking faggot, after we spent all that money to send you to college!" then i guess one of the dogs would pee on me

My dad would probably say, “fucking prick still owes me $500. I’d sue his estate but it isn’t worth shit.”

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

OP was laughing because this story is about Club Soda Kenny.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

OP was laughing because this story is about Club Soda Kenny.

I'll be a little late tomorrow, GH

 

[HH Brother]

Once the overflow on one of my sinks got stopped up and it spilled onto my heated floor. It was worse than this guy's dead son, funster. You don't know what pain really is.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Once the overflow on one of my sinks got stopped up and it spilled onto my heated floor. It was worse than this guy's dead son, funster. You don't know what pain really is.

Some might say that death is preferable to not having a respectable amount of sinks. Samurai mentality, brother

 

[RoTheHo69]

That green text was just sad.

Who gives a ffffaaaaawk... dvv dvv

 

[RoTheHo69]

Im gonna fawkin kill myself cause ozzie said tooo fffffawwwwwwk yeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[HH Brother]

Some might say that death is preferable to not having a respectable amount of sinks. Samurai mentality, brother

A man isn't complete until he owns multiple sinks, funster. My dad taught me that.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

A man isn't complete until he owns multiple sinks, funster. My dad taught me that.

WWAWD having a perfectly maintained lawn, funster? Million Dollar Dan probably keeps his perfect.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Not really a "hahahahahaha" moment. Your heart is not that hard, dude.

That being said, who are some of them suicidal forum users we got?

Didn’t that Handsome Blue guy make a post awhile back claiming he was about to neck himself? I’m pretty sure he pussied out because he still posts occasionally. If I ever decide to do it I’m not even gonna think twice I want to be like that Denholm guy in IT Crowd when he stands up and leaps directly out an open 30th story window

Edit: it was MySexJunk not handsome blue. Although didn’t handsome say he was gonna off himself too? Lotta fawkin problems with these artist types sniff

 

[LiberalPussy]

Could be worse, you son could cut his dick off and wear dresses. Or lay down with a subhuman nigger.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

WWAWD having a perfectly maintained lawn, funster? Million Dollar Dan probably keeps his perfect.

Are you talking about Flavia's beautifully trimmed snatch right now, funster?

 

[HH Brother]

Are you talking about Flavia's beautifully trimmed snatch right now, funster?