While offering you money for it would be unethical, I can probably provide you with craft service lunch if you let me film it for a documentary. No youtube bullshit, this is going straight to TIFF.
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Go watch Jackie Singh's (@hackingbutlegal) keynote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ov_jBhsQZk.
Why do you think Jackie didn't name John Gibney in her keynote with OWASP? She seemed pretty confident on twitter. Is that because she doesn't have any evidence and made the whole thing up? Watch the keynote several times and make up your own mind.
Why would she confidently accuse someone on socially media, but then refrain from naming people in her keynote? Maybe the OWASP Foundation has an answer to that.
I think I’m going to cut off my penis
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You have already been acting like you don't have a penis since your return, so it wouldn't make any difference at this point.
You're supposed to eat someone else's penis
I suggest the nigger who's fucking your neighbor
I suggest the nigger who's fucking your neighbor
Only Albino penises from Mozambique cure AIDS
Anyone who calls you crazy for doing this is the actual crazy one.
@Sue Lightning will try to rape you afterwards
When he’s right he’s right
After much consideration, The DMAN does agree that the best course of action for Nig Jim would in fact be to partake in the time honored tradition of self castration followed by a well earned meal.
It tastes better if you cooked it yourself James. Have at it. And report back to us when you inevitably live to tell the story. Can't wait to read it. Good luck bro.
The whole twig and giggle berries?
Oh come on now!