I taught my nephew to say uss

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He’s almost 2 years old. It took a while and my entire family was annoyed with me.

My soyboy brother in law kept asking what it meant. I told him it was a sign of respect between warriors, created by a great fighter out of New York named Master Po. Linger longer, hippie.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Uhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Dennyislife]

My 6 year old nephew thinks shut up is a swear word. He's going to get the shit beat out of him soon. He got dropped off with me and started crying as his mother had to go pick something up 5 minutes away. I can't wait for his hell to begin. Dumb fuck.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Only you can unfag the shit that soy boy faggot put on your nephew.

 

[aRTie02150]

My 6 year old nephew thinks shut up is a swear word. He's going to get the shit beat out of him soon. He got dropped off with me and started crying as his mother had to go pick something up 5 minutes away. I can't wait for his hell to begin. Dumb fuck.

Gotta toughen him up.

My nephew is 4 and I said "shit!" in front of him when he was watching me play GTA Online and I got hit by a car.

He laughed so hard. He yelled out shit! And looked at me and I laughed my ass off. It was our first laugh together. He knows its a bad word and not to say it in front of my brother. I did tell my brother about it and he found it funny.

I can't wait until that nigga gets caught smoking weed in 10 years.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Gotta toughen him up.

My nephew is 4 and I said "shit!" in front of him when he was watching me play GTA Online and I got hit by a car.

He laughed so hard. He yelled out shit! And looked at me and I laughed my ass off. It was our first laugh together. He knows its a bad word and not to say it in front of my brother. I did tell my brother about it and he found it funny.

I can't wait until that nigga gets caught smoking weed in 10 years.

My sister told me that one time my nephew saw a bunch of trash on the side of the road and he asked why nobody had picked it up. She told him that someone will eventually and he shouldn’t worry about it, and he just says “Aww fuck it.” He was four at the time and I was very proud he used it correctly

 

[aRTie02150]

My sister told me that one time my nephew saw a bunch of trash on the side of the road and he asked why nobody had picked it up. She told him that someone will eventually and he shouldn’t worry about it, and he just says “Aww fuck it.” He was four at the time and I was very proud he used it correctly

Based.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Only you can unfag the shit that soy boy faggot put on your nephew.

I’m no Troy Quan but I am at an age where I’m thinking about what I can do to prepare the next generation of pests and brothermen.

My goal is to get them locked down on some key but fairly innocuous phrases like “Uss, awlroight, and ramone” before I hit them with the full court press. At that point it’ll be the classics like “how’s that feel fucker,” cake stomp, the up and down game, and feed nana.

I’m not sure what happens after that but I’m banking on the virus doing what the virus does.

 

[Zeroman]

I’m no Troy Quan but I am at an age where I’m thinking about what I can do to prepare the next generation of pests and brothermen.

My goal is to get them locked down on some key but fairly innocuous phrases like “Uss, awlroight, and ramone” before I hit them with the full court press. At that point it’ll be the classics like “how’s that feel fucker,” cake stomp, the up and down game, and feed nana.

I’m not sure what happens after that but I’m banking on the virus doing what the virus does.

Don't forget that ol' classic: "You dropped something...."

 

[CruisinColin]

This story makes you sound like the family tard.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I gotta teach my son to say feed Nana

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I gotta teach my son to say feed Nana

Age.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Age.

1

 

[aRTie02150]

1

Anthony is sending an ipad right now. Make sure to uninstall the back door program he installed so he can't access the camera whenever.

 

[Zeroman]

Anthony is sending an ipad right now. Make sure to uninstall the back door program he installed so he can't access the camera whenever.

Wow, he’s getting quick with it. Didn’t even need an Amazon wishlist or anything!