I suggest you leave Patrick the fuck alone, or else

[Gay Faggot.]

Found these SS and got a big kick out of them.

These have aged well. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Lol what a retarded strategy. So they will trace the threats to the people who made them. Who are your own followers. I guess he thought he could go after Quasi just for merely having threats on the board. But Shofer Dick Shulman Corrrrrected him

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

That has to be CuntFucker thinking he's clever, or SpaceEdge reverse triple psy-oping fat. I can't tell anymore these days

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

real good that did huh

 

[Stent]

Uhh, it's the, uhhh, 10,000 word fuchitive. sniff

 

[Clint Ruin]

That has to be CuntFucker thinking he's clever, or SpaceEdge reverse triple psy-oping fat. I can't tell anymore these days

Couldn't be Pat. He would never do something himself to try to pad his evidence, and if he did, we certainly wouldn't figure it out on at least two occasions.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"...and Patrick knows they aren't serious."

They may be giving Patrick too much credit here. He has a history of being unable to tell the difference between threats and obvious jokes, even when you tell him directly that you aren't serious.

What would be the point of those posts if they were real? "There are threats on that website that I admitted to leaving myself." Maybe it really was Triem Butt Pirate, or Frank Black, or another of those fags. They're pretty stupid.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

"...and Patrick knows they aren't serious."

They may be giving Patrick too much credit here. He has a history of being unable to tell the difference between threats and obvious jokes, even when you tell him directly that you aren't serious.

What would be the point of those posts if they were real? "There are threats on that website that I admitted to leaving myself." Maybe it really was Triem Butt Pirate, or Frank Black, or another of those fags. They're pretty stupid.

Those are all good guesses. I don’t know if anyone here would have been retarded enough to make our name “benderfuturama”. I feel like that has to be some faggot friend of theirs. Who knows. I was laughing pretty hard when I found it, which just made it uncomfortable trying to avoid explaining why I was laughing. The reality is, it’s no different if quasi or whoever faked this, then if Rick faked it. It’s not real evidence and wasn’t going to make it anywhere, so why would one of us bother?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Those are all good guesses. I don’t know if anyone here would have been retarded enough to make our name “benderfuturama”. I feel like that has to be some faggot friend of theirs. Who knows. I was laughing pretty hard when I found it, which just made it uncomfortable trying to avoid explaining why I was laughing. The reality is, it’s no different if quasi or whoever faked this, then if Rick faked it. It’s not real evidence and wasn’t going to make it anywhere, so why would one of us bother?

The answer is simple, child. Have admin get the IP address of the "benderfuturama" user from the html log files. Then give the IP address to the internet police and they'll be arrested for felony impersonation. It's really quite simple. I'm sorry you're not understanding how any of this works. Hush now.

 

[Brooke Shields]

For about 10 seconds i was wondering why you half-assedly censored JerkStore's join date

 

[Gay Faggot.]

For about 10 seconds i was wondering why you half-assedly censored JerkStore's join date

I’d never censor someone. Let alone, a god amongst brothermen. Fucking gay ass appple and sheeeeett.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I’d never censor someone. Let alone, a god amongst brothermen. Fucking gay ass appple and sheeeeett.

Nice battery charge, stupid

 

[guest]

I’d never censor someone. Let alone, a god amongst brothermen. Fucking gay ass appple and sheeeeett.

Leave it alone

 

[guest]

For about 10 seconds i was wondering why you half-assedly censored JerkStore's join date

My first ever post was announcing the compound was for sale.

Then people thought I was some kind of mole and I had to do a 10 question O&A quiz which no one else ever had to do for some reason.

RIP onaforums.net v1

 

[Harry Powell]

That has to be CuntFucker thinking he's clever, or SpaceEdge reverse triple psy-oping fat. I can't tell anymore these days

100%. Heads on a swivel

 

[guest]

Found these SS and got a big kick out of them.
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These have aged well. Oopsie Doodles!

This reminds of the old sub days when the bovine would go undercover. Hilarity always ensued.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My first ever post was announcing the compound was for sale.

Then people thought I was some kind of mole and I had to do a 10 question O&A quiz which no one else ever had to do for some reason.

RIP onaforums.net v1

Martin got questioned but he was exposed within the first couple question.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

That has to be CuntFucker thinking he's clever, or SpaceEdge reverse triple psy-oping fat. I can't tell anymore these days

It's obviously phony.

But this chess game is into the seventh or eighth dimension by now so I couldn't really call it.

Patrick? What will you do nexxxxxxT?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

It's obviously phony.

But this chess game is into the seventh or eighth dimension by now so I couldn't really call it.

Patrick? What will you do nexxxxxxT?

We've become so good at Pat parodying I really can't tell some times if it's him or us