I shit myself today, funsters.

[HH Brother]

Been dealing with the flu for three days now, funsters. Was sitting on the bed with the wife chatting, I tried to squeeze a little fart out and it was all water and I left a small wet spot on the bed. Had to throw my underwearsters out.

Luckily, it didn’t ruin the bed and only was only a few inches in diameter. It took some time to clean my ass as it spackled my entire crack.

Now I’m scared to fart. Pray for me.

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

I….
Shart myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real

 

[guest]

What have I become
My sweetest friend
All the pants I own
Full of stains in the end

 

[DominusOdium]

This is what growing up feels like.

 

[guest]

A squishy feeling, strange and new,
In my diaper, it slowly grew,
A messy secret, I held tight,
A curious mix of wrong and right.

 

[Wa4892]

I want to say 'get well soon' but based on how hard I'm laughing at this thread so far, I kinda hope you shit the bed again.

For the bit of course. Nothing personal.

Seriously ...... Get well soon. Summer flu sucks ass even more than in the winter.

 

[HH Brother]

I want to say 'get well soon' but based on how hard I'm laughing at this thread so far, I kinda hope you shit the bed again.

For the bit of course. Nothing personal.

Seriously ...... Get well soon. Summer flu sucks ass even more than in the winter.

It’s still a very real possibility, funster. I’ve had a few farts that came and went and I passed on them since they felt like definite Hershey squirts.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Get Flavia to hook her mouth up to your anus so she can suck your doo doo farts out like a vacuum, shitster.

 

[Build Black Better]

Pray for me.

Farts and prayers brotherster

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

A squishy feeling, strange and new,
In my diaper, it slowly grew,
A messy secret, I held tight,
A curious mix of wrong and right.

Wrong NIN song Boq but I’m digging it. Take the skin and peel it back

 

[HH Brother]

No bacon egg and cheese on a roll this morning, funsters.

I think I’m over the Hershey squirts but I’m still really nauseous, and I would pay top dollar right now for some sonic boom farts for relief.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Like the noble bear, I took a shit in the woods the other day. The stench was incredible. I'll be grateful for that few inches of bog water from now on.

I had a couple of large soft leaves for TP. They weren't ideal but, ngl, they weren't that bad either.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Get Flavia to hook her mouth up to your anus so she can suck your doo doo farts out like a vacuum, shitster.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Did any get on your weiner?

 

[HH Brother]

Did any get on your weiner?

No, Diarrheaster. Just my entire asscrack.

Enjoy prison.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A squishy feeling, strange and new,
In my diaper, it slowly grew,
A messy secret, I held tight,
A curious mix of wrong and right.

I shit my bed
I shit my bed
I shit my bed
I shit my bed

 

[HH Brother]

I want to say 'get well soon' but based on how hard I'm laughing at this thread so far, I kinda hope you shit the bed again.

For the bit of course. Nothing personal.

Seriously ...... Get well soon. Summer flu sucks ass even more than in the winter.

Wanted to follow up again, funster.

Sharts are back on the menu.

I was at my desk just now, checking my NPS analytics from last night, and almost shit in the middle of a fart again.

Got to the bathroom quickly enough and it was a mixture of water, then some solids.

Will report if there anymore developments. My stomach is rumbling.

 

[guest]

And you can have it all
My asshole burns - it hurts
I will let you down
When my brown eye squirts

 

[guest]

Maybe it's not the flu, maybe you have bowel cancer

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Been dealing with the flu for three days now, funsters. Was sitting on the bed with the wife chatting, I tried to squeeze a little fart out and it was all water and I left a small wet spot on the bed. Had to throw my underwearsters out.

Luckily, it didn’t ruin the bed and only was only a few inches in diameter. It took some time to clean my ass as it spackled my entire crack.

Now I’m scared to fart. Pray for me.

Inshallah brother