I said "I'd rather cut my cock off" to a genderspecial they/them regular straight woman coworker when she asked me about going to a state fair today

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hope the jews finally shitcan me

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

If she was a Budweiser 7, you're gay.

If not, may the kikes be with you!

 

[johnnynoname]

that's a long sentence for a thread title

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If she was a Budweiser 7, you're gay.

If not, may the kikes be with you!

the stupid bitch is a subordinate and she asked me if I was going to go back to Virginia to attend the state fair. That really really pissed me off for some reason

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

the stupid bitch is a subordinate and she asked me if I was going to go back to Virginia to attend the state fair. That really really pissed me off for some reason

Maybe she wanted to ride the baloney pony...

 

[wbgreen]

Unless you're showing off something from your farm, there is no reason to go to a fair as an adult. Rides are boring, the food is awful, and playing the games means getting Jewed by redneck carnies.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Maybe she wanted to ride the baloney pony...

I'm already married to a woman within my acceptable standards of female mental illness, I'm good on leaving the genderqueer with a face full of metal alone. Also she made fun of my accent today, which can be hurtful

 

[Uncle Floyd]

the stupid bitch is a subordinate and she asked me if I was going to go back to Virginia to attend the state fair. That really really pissed me off for some reason

I went to the Virginia state fair and there was a woman who was like two feet tall sitting in a box, with a little TV, texting on her phone like she was at home instead of a freak show tent which I guess is sort of actually her home.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I went to the Virginia state fair and there was a woman who was like two feet tall sitting in a box, with a little TV, texting on her phone like she was at home instead of a freak show tent which I guess is sort of actually her home.

talk about my fawkin aunt like that

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Also she made fun of my accent today, which can be hurtful

What's the accent?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

talk about my fawkin aunt like that

Her little spider monkey hands made my dick look huuuuuuuuuuge.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Her little spider monkey hands made my dick look huuuuuuuuuuge.

Was she drinkin? Cuz she told the doctor she stopped

What's the accent?

It's similar to Chris Chan's accent

 

[It’s Meboe]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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Looks like a Brazilian fortune cookie.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Unless you're showing off something from your farm, there is no reason to go to a fair as an adult. Rides are boring, the food is awful, and playing the games means getting Jewed by redneck carnies.

What, you don’t want deep fried macaroni and cheese on a donut sandwich?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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Why

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why

He almost went to a state fair

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Went into Home Depot today to get some stuff and I was helped by a hulking shemale of a worker drone (nice mask, not fooling anybody faggot). I said something about knowing that what I was planning to do wasn't recommended by the manufacturer, but all the same I need some advice. Shim got real "Well, I can't advise you to not follow the recommendations..." and it took a lot of willpower not to say "Whoa, chill bro. Don't shoot up a school about it."

 

[HH Brother]

that's a long sentence for a thread title

Are you even able to read it, Kunta funster?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Didn't get shitcanned. The dumb bitch was as positive and insufferable as ever, just really yucking it up like a stupid bitch. Fucking BITCH