I rolled my eyes at some cunt at work talking about how there's new pride pins we can wear to show our support.

[guest]

That was awkward. Cunt. Maybe now she won't invite me out for le waffles!

 

[guest]

I got fucking work to do you bitch. Remember work? Why we are here?

 

[guest]

Support for WHAT? I support your right to fuck another guy in the ass.

 

[gassers]

I got fucking work to do you bitch. Remember work? Why we are here?

Did you meet the deadline on that debugger issue?

You have been stalling on it forever.

 

[A House Nigger]

Did you show her who's boss and fuck her in the pussy?

 

[guest]

Did you meet that deadline on that debugger issue?

Lol no. That's why I'm pissed, trying to do it now and she comes along with that shit.

 

[guest]

I'm stress eating like Brendan Fraser in the whale

 

[PickleRickle]

Yeah? Well id like to pin you down and stick my pride in yer mouth.

life would be nice if we could just say whatever the fuck to idiots

 

[Build Black Better]

I rolled my eyes at some cunt at work

Now she's going to try to make you wear a microaggression awareness pin, ironically committing her own microaggression.

I hate that Google speech to text even recognizes that faggot word. It still doesn't recognize the word misandry, since apparently that doesn't exist.

 

[guest]

I got fucking work to do you bitch. Remember work? Why we are here?

Makes me glad I'm married. I see the impotent flirting and meaningless chit-chatting the guys at my office do with the women there and it's all so cringey. Why would anyone talk to a woman unless they were taking care of your needs?

 

[guest]

Makes me glad I'm married. I see the impotent flirting and meaningless chit-chatting the guys at my office do with the women there and it's all so cringey. Why would anyone talk to a woman unless they were taking care of your needs?

I'm flirting with a woman just to break up her relationship. That idea is hot to me. Her bf is a short lil fag, should be easy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You could give me a pin for any of my favorite things and I wouldnt wear it. Shits gay.

 

[PickleRickle]

You could give me a pin for any of my favorite things and I wouldnt wear it. Shits gay.

Did you know that Hitler had flair he made the jews wear?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Did you know that Hitler had flair he made the jews wear?

Off Topic is a pink triangle affair.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Just tell her that you’re shamefully closeted and don’t want to bring attention to it.

 

[guest]

Just tell her that you’re shamefully closeted and don’t want to bring attention to it.

LMFAO that's so good. I will unironically say that shit if it's brought up.

 

[DMAN]

Just tell her that you’re shamefully closeted and don’t want to bring attention to it.

Haaaay!

 

[Build Black Better]

You could give me a pin for any of my favorite things and I wouldnt wear it. Shits gay.

Microaggressions are one of my favorite things, but I prefer macroaggressions. Just no fucking pins or ribbons. Kramer had the right idea about red ribbons and black niggers.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Complain to HR that she's overtly pro-gay, but only woman on woman due to her mistreatments towards you (and even then that she especially looks down on you for being closeted)
Also have other jobs lined up if you do this, but it's definitely worth it