I need the Bond and Dune movies to be good. I just... need that to happen this year.

[guest]

I really really need these movies to be good, my dudes.

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[Calculating Bovinity]

Loathsome creature. He writes like a fat, geek broad. Dramatic and overly emotionally invested in works of fiction.

 

[Covid19]

I really really need these movies to be good, my dudes.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1412273543329599495?s=20

Dune might be alright since the director has done some pretty good movies. The new Bond is pretty much all but confirmed to be shit.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Lowkey I literally need this in my life right now ngl.

Fucking fruit

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Get some job applications in your life, Fatrick.

 

[Will Tate]

When he says "good" he means "hacky woke garbage so far removed from the spirit of the source material it might as well be the Care Bears." You just know this queer's all-time favorite Bond movie was Skyfall. Degenerate fake geek fag.

 

[Mikekeke]

His guy won the presidency and he's going to baseball games and vacationing despite not working. Stressed out because you see stocking grocery store shelves in your future when the lolsuit shits the bed, Pat?

 

[guest]

Abandoned his daughter. Cares more about big budget Hollywood franchises than his own flesh and blood. Fucking loser. Thank God for Jon "2 beer cans welded together" Snyder.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I just need a female lawyer to wear something really low cut on the next zoom court hearing.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I need these pests to forget about Bernell Trammell *sigh*

 

[guest]

Dune spoilers are on the menu, boys

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a sad miserable life he leads, it’s almost like he knows his life is so empty that if two upcoming movies aren’t good he just won’t be able to…continue sitting on the couch?

 

[Will Tate]

Dune spoilers are on the menu, boys

Pat won't care, he's read the books so many times now that spoilers won't have any effe--oh, wait....

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Dune spoilers are on the menu, boys

He's such a stealthygeek surely he's read the entire series, right?

 

[Meownaw]

Is this a reference to something. Is our resident consoomer finally realizing all of this shit is terrible? Nope just piggy begging for people to reassure him of something he already believes. Faggot.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He NEEDS a job!

 

[HotDogJoe]

The Bond movies, almost without exception, are mediocre, forgettable shit.

Just another dumb, formulaic franchise like Star Wars for menchildren like Patty to latch onto.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Dune: a book whose main villain is a fat piece of shit who likes young boys.

Baron Vladimar Tomlinson

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The way he’s speaking here it sounds like he’s finally become self-aware that his life is empty and meaningless. I’m a pretty big movie fan but I’ve never said “ugh, I really need this upcoming sequel / reboot to be good” even though reboots are usually disappointing as well as sequels. Especially with the Bond movies since it’s real hit or miss with those. Only someone with nothing in life would put such high expectations on an upcoming movie. Pat is 41, fat and getting fatter, without a job, zero prospects on the horizon, no friends or family that cares, a roommate for a wife, and is trying to sue people he can’t name for calling him a fat idiot online.