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And it's a 5'4" chick dating a guy who's like 5'6"
You know that 5'6" faggot can't protect you, right?
You know that 5'6" faggot can't protect you, right?
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Dougie, leave it alone. The mantitty mafia is powerful.
How tall are you?Dougie, leave it alone. The manlet mafia is powerful.
A quarter inch makes all the difference
Why do you have to comment on every single post with your Facebook-tier shit like anyone gives a shit. You could do this literally anywhere on the internet.Like when kids proudly tell you they're six and a half. Oh are you now, little one, literal baby child.
Why do you have to comment on every single post with your Facebook-tier shit like anyone gives a shit. You could do this literally anywhere on the internet.
Talker than you? I think you neeed to go to bed! I'm sure you'll feel protected there, at least against tornadoes, being underground and all. Nyehehehe...I need a woman talker than me so I feel protected. Why does nobody think about my needs.
Even though the reality of the situation would be disastrous in theory I could use a female to do my physical talking for me. In theory.Talker than you? I think you neeed to go to bed!
The reality of Texas living is there are no basements to hide from the tornados.I'm sure you'll feel protected there, at least against tornadoes, being underground and all. Nyehehehe...
Mineshaft? And as quickly as possible?Even though the reality of the situation would be disastrous in theory I could use a female to do my physical talking for me. In theory.
The reality of Texas living is there are no basements to hide from the tornados.
Put that away.Mineshaft?
Isis the Amazon has one of the worst bodies i've seen on a non fat girl. Her legs are kind of creepy.Imagine not wanting this in your life.
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This has never happened, no one has ever said thisAnd it's a 5'4" chick dating a guy who's like 5'6"
You know that 5'6" faggot can't protect you, right?
Shut the fuck up, retard.This has never happened, no one has ever said this
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