I Miss Checkmark Stand-Up Pat

[Caverlock]

https://archive.is/yp3rZ

Not a public figure, btw:

https://archive.is/R7UkD

A closer look at the iron hands of a BJJ, Aikido, and Krav Maga practitioner:

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Of course he doesn't show how little amount was, just like every claim he makes

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'm sure that's a check stub, because Fat Pat wouldn't have immediately rushed out to cash it in for drinking money.

 

[Harry Powell]

Man. Seriously why are his eyes like that? Those are not the eyes of a human being. They seriously look like they’re made of glass in every photo of him.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

Man. Seriously why are his eyes like that? Those are not the eyes of a human being. They seriously look like they’re made of glass in every photo of him.

he doesnt even have pupils. no soul in those things. those ssri pills did a number on him

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

My hands look like Brock Lesnar's compared to Fat's.

 

[kingship75]

My hands look like Brock Lesnar's compared to Fat's.

I'm the next big thing, child.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Man. Seriously why are his eyes like that? Those are not the eyes of a human being. They seriously look like they’re made of glass in every photo of him.

I'm starting to consider the theory that he may be demonically possessed.

 

[guest]

Of course he doesn't show how little amount was, just like every claim he makes

The amount was zero. You don’t get paid for doing an open mic.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If you believe that's a check for performing comedy, I got a fridge in Brooklyn I'd like to show you.

What’s Niki doing in Brooklyn?!

 

[guest]

The amount was zero. You don’t get paid for doing an open mic.

He probably got paid a small pittance for setting up his comedy collective show and getting X number of people to attend. I can't think the check is for more than $200.

He's basically the guy in the gorilla suit spinning a sign outside Ashley Schaeffer Auto.

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[42069]

Of course he doesn't show how little amount was, just like every claim he makes

He never got paid for standup

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He probably got paid a small pittance for setting up his comedy collective show and getting X number of people to attend. I can't think the check is for more than $200.

He's basically the guy in the gorilla suit spinning a sign outside Ashley Schaeffer Auto.

How Danny McBride hasn’t been cancelled is beyond me. He must have all the right Jew friends or something. Even “Righteous Gemstones” would be considered offensive enough to cancel. He honestly should be doing more with his unique powers.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Only thing that sounds believable about Pats standup is that he was constantly being heckled.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s a deranged person to post a picture like that and not realize it’s awful. And he’s Fat too

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Man. Seriously why are his eyes like that? Those are not the eyes of a human being. They seriously look like they’re made of glass in every photo of him.

I think he is being prescribed a crazy cocktail of pills. Valium, antidepressants, adderall. I think he’s just always zooted and has crazy mood swings that you can watch happen in real time on his twitter timeline

 

[guest]

I think he is being prescribed a crazy cocktail of pills. Valium, antidepressants, adderall. I think he’s just always zooted and has crazy mood swings that you can watch happen in real time on his twitter timeline

I'm not on pills, child.