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I do the little push past the block as well. I can do better and I will try to in the future.I usually just roll it over the little bit that blocks them in and let it go wherever but you’re method of pushing it all the way in and utilizing all the free space is inspiring
I always ram it right to the back because shopping fucking pisses me off. I always ride the cart in the parking lot though. I ride the fuck out of it. I don't care if it makes me seem like a retard, it's always been the only fun part of grocery shopping and now I'm a grown man so my BITCH MOM can't give me shit for it. "NO HAVING FUN IN PUBLIC, ABRAHAM!"I usually just roll it over the little bit that blocks them in and let it go wherever but you’re method of pushing it all the way in and utilizing all the free space is inspiring
It’s time to RISE!!!!!@RIP-Allen-Lanier on suicide watch.
Riding is fine; just ride it to the holderI always ram it right to the back because shopping fucking pisses me off. I always ride the cart in the parking lot though. I ride the fuck out of it. I don't care if it makes me seem like a retard, it's always been the only fun part of grocery shopping and now I'm a grown man so my BITCH MOM can't give me shit for it. "NO HAVING FUN IN PUBLIC, ABRAHAM!"
If I park and there's a stray cart on my way to the door, especially if it seems like it could roll into my or someone else's vehicle, I'll huff back to the cart coral muttering shit under my breath and then slam it in there as hard as I can. Then once I'm in the store I grab a fresh cart. One that some nigger didn't leave loose.Riding is fine; just ride it to the holder
I ain’t killing myself over the actions retarded nigger cart simp DRAINS on society. Can’t wait to run into one of these pieces of shit.@RIP-Allen-Lanier on suicide watch.
The mental image of the Fuhrer skulking back down to his cope bunker/goon cave so he can finally look at some jewish smut, that he also outlawed.Reminder that Germany only started losing the war after Hitler couldn't take the stress of slowly getting encircled in Stalingrad and masturbated that one time. Napoleon retained successfully during Leipzig and Austerlitz but was deep into consuming pornographic material by the time of the battles of Borodino and later Waterloo.
It is also said that the whole of the Vietcong retained while South Vietnamese and American soldiers were notorious masturbators to the point of constant exhaustion.
This is for you all to consider.
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