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I love white boys who are seasoned like this.

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I honestly believe you would be attracted to my white guy swagger.

I look and sound like a nice white guy most of the time, but I grew up in a very diverse low income housing project and went to school with nothing, but blacks, so I have this underlying wigger swagger that most white women from the suburbs don't quite understand, but are attracted to.
 

captain_kamala

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I honestly believe you would be attracted to my white guy swagger.

I look and sound like a nice white guy most of the time, but I grew up in a very diverse low income housing project and went to school with nothing, but blacks, so I have this underlying wigger swagger that most white women from the suburbs don't quite understand, but are attracted to.
yeah i find that so attractive for some reason. the tryhards who dress stupid not so much. but the authentic ones get me wet.
 

UnPRePared

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@captain_kamala , I do not have an urban swagger to me, but I have a natural Scottish masculinity, and what Gosia refers to as an "intoxicating musk" (I swear that's not a Jim Norton joke, it's her very words).

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If my gal is going to crush on @CarolMaxheinie , then goddammit, I can give some attention to our longtime Queen.
 

captain_kamala

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@captain_kamala , I do not have an urban swagger to me, but I have a natural Scottish masculinity, and what Gosia refers to as an "intoxicating musk" (I swear that's not a Jim Norton joke, it's her very words).

4ee384dcf4fdbc5e5c1e4c4d9e208e7e.jpg


If my gal is going to crush on @CarolMaxheinie , then goddammit, I can give some attention to our longtime Queen.
you're hot. that's hot.
 
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